Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
By Anonymous
Horses just naturally have mohawk haircuts.
By Anonymous
Hospital is a place where they wake you up to give you a sleeping pill.
By Anonymous
Hospitality is making your guests feel at home -- even when you wish they were.
By Anonymous
Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything.
By Anonymous
History repeats itself, but each time the price goes up.
By Anonymous
Herblock's Law: if it is good, they will stop making it.
By Anonymous
Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opens wider, go 'Whoa! Whoa!' and flail your arms around, like you're going to fall in.
By Anonymous
Here's to you and here's to me and may we never disagree, but if we do I'll still love you.
By Anonymous
High explosives are applicable where truth and logic fail.
By Anonymous
Hire a teenager while they still know it all.
By Anonymous
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
By Anonymous
Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
By Anonymous
He who receives a good turn should never forget it; he who does one should never remember it.
By Anonymous
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
By Anonymous
He who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.
By Anonymous
He who has a thing to sell and goes and whispers in a well is not as apt to get the dollars as he who climbs a tree and hollers.
By Anonymous
He who is not grateful for the good things he has would not be happy with what he wishes he had.
By Anonymous
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
By Anonymous
He who slings mud looses ground.
By Anonymous
He who stands for nothing, falls for anything.
By Anonymous
He who buys what he does not need steals from himself.
By Anonymous
He who can take no interest in what is small, will take false interest in what is great.
By Anonymous
He who dies with the most toys, is, nonetheless, still dead.
By Anonymous
He that lets the small things bind him, leaves the great undone behind him.
By Anonymous
He is not afraid of work, you can tell by the way he fights it.
By Anonymous
Having someplace to go to is home. Having someone to love is family. Having both is a blessing.
By Anonymous
Having the right to do it, doesn't mean it is right to do it.
By Anonymous
