God gives us faces; we create our own expressions.
By Anonymous
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the strength to change those I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.
By Anonymous
Give a man a fire and keep him warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he will be warm for rest of his life.
By Anonymous
Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
By Anonymous
Given a conflict, Murphy's law supercedes Newton's.
By Anonymous
God can mend a broken heart but he must have all the pieces.
By Anonymous
God creates a worm for every bird - but He does not throw it in the nest.
By Anonymous
Give according to your income, lest God will make your income like your giving.
By Anonymous
Funny how a dollar can look so big when you take it to church, and so small when you take it to the store.
By Anonymous
Friendship is a golden chain, the links are friends so dear, and like a rare and precious jewel, It's treasured more each year.
By Anonymous
Friendship: a building contract you sign with laughter and break with tears.
By Anonymous
Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you ought.
By Anonymous
Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
By Anonymous
Forgiveness is like the fragrance a flower gives after it's been stepped on.
By Anonymous
Four-word story of failure: Hired, tired, mired, fired.
By Anonymous
Forget yourself when with others and others will not forget you.
By Anonymous
For people who like peace and quiet: a phone less cord.
By Anonymous
For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out.
By Anonymous
For Christ Our Lord, All Can Give Some... Some Will Give All.
By Anonymous
For every problem there is a simple solution, and it's always wrong.
By Anonymous
For God is not against us because of our sin. He is with us; against our sin.
By Anonymous
First things first! But not necessarily in that order.
By Anonymous
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
By Anonymous
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
By Anonymous
Fools rush in - and get all the best seats.
By Anonymous
Flirtation...Attention without intention.
By Anonymous
Feed you faith and your doubts will starve to death!
By Anonymous
Fight organized crime: stamp out the IRS.
By Anonymous
Far too many people spend their lives reading the menu instead of enjoying the banquet.
By Anonymous
