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Events are less important than our response to them.

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Enough research will tend to support your theory.

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Eschew obfuscation.

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Eternal nothingness is fine if you're dressed for it.

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Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to.

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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.

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Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.

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Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science: 'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts: 'Do you want fries with that?'

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Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

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Eat your spinach and you'll grow up big and strong like Popeye. You'll also end up with a girlfriend that looks like Olive Oyl.

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Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your VISA.

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Emotion is the crest of the wave.

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Eagles fly; but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.

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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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Earn cash in your spare time--blackmail your friends.

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Education and intelligence aren't the same thing!

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Drink wet cement and get really stoned.

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Drive carefully! Remember, it's not only a car that can be recalled by it's maker.

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Drive carefully, we need every taxpayer we can get.

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Duct tape is like The Force: it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

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Due to budgetary restraints, the light at the end of the tunnel will be shut off until further notice.

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Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Louis Pasteur, Michelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo DaVinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.

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Don't work for recognition, but do work worthy of recognition.

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Dorothy MacMillian: “What are you looking forward to now ?” Madame de Gualle: “A penis” General de Gualle: “My dear, I think the English don’t pronounce the word quite like that. It’s not ‘a penis’ but ‘appiness’.

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Drag the Joneses down to your level. It's cheaper.

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Don't have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

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Don't judge a book by its movie.

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Don't kill the dream - execute it!

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Don't let yourself forget what it's like to be sixteen.

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