Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, they will never cease to be amused.
By Anonymous
Blessed is he who doesn't show hatefulness over what is lost, but instead, shows gratefulness over what is left.
By Anonymous
Blessed is he who, having nothing to say, refrained from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
By Anonymous
Blowing out another man's flame doesn't make yours shine any brighter, but less.
By Anonymous
Bones; there are 206 in the human body. No need for dismay, however: two bones of the middle ear have never been broken in a skiing accident.
By Anonymous
Big doesn't necessarily mean better..sunflowers aren't better than violets.
By Anonymous
Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan more than you can do, then do it.
By Anonymous
Being right half the time beats being half-right all the time.
By Anonymous
Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day.
By Anonymous
Better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot.
By Anonymous
Better untaught than ill-taught.
By Anonymous
Before you can break out of prison, you must realize that you are locked up.
By Anonymous
Before you point your fingers be sure your hands are clean.
By Anonymous
Being cool, is not trying to be cool.
By Anonymous
Being politically correct means always having to say you're sorry
By Anonymous
Been there, done that and have the tee-shirt to prove it.
By Anonymous
Be tender to the young, compassionate to the aged, tolerant with the weak. For in your life you will be all of these.
By Anonymous
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I'm not one to judge.
By Anonymous
Beauty is quite different from charm, beauty is what you notice in a woman, charm is when a woman notices you.
By Anonymous
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.
By Anonymous
Be alert to give service. What counts a great deal in life is what we do for others.
By Anonymous
Be alert...the world needs more lerts.
By Anonymous
Be bold in what you stand for; and careful what you fall for.
By Anonymous
Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.
By Anonymous
Be kind to unkind people - they need it the most.
By Anonymous
Be more concerned about your character than about your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think of you.
By Anonymous
Bacteria: the only culture some people have.
By Anonymous
At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
By Anonymous
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
By Anonymous
