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Anarchy may not be the best form of government, but it's better than no government at all.
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An armed society is a polite society.
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An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer.
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An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, 'They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. 'Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night.' 'Have you tried counting sheep?' 'That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.'
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An adolescent is a person who acts like a baby when they aren't treated like an adult.
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An Apple a day keeps the doctor away. But . . . an onion a day keeps everyone away.
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America is the only country in the world where the poor have a parking problem.
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Always borrow money from a pessimist; they don't expect to be paid back.
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Always forgive your enemies but never forget their names.
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Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Always leave loved ones with loving words, it may be the last time you see them.
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing that way.
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America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
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America is a land where citizens vote for Democrats but hope to live like Republicans.
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All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
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Always and Never are two words to always remember never to use.
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All things being equal, you lose.
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All sunshine makes a desert.
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All men can fly, but sadly, only in one direction -- down.
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All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any marriage run smoothly: You know dear, you may be right.
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All mothers are working mothers.
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Alimony is having an ex-husband you can bank on.
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Alimony: funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily married to live happily unmarried.
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All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell then apart.
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All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn't buy happiness.
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Alas my love you do me wrong, To cast me of discurteously And I have loved you so long, Delighting in your company.
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Alas my love you do me wrong,
To cast me of discurteously;
And I have loved you so long,
Delighting in your company.
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