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After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance.
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Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.
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Ability is what you're capable of doing..Motivation determines what you do..Attitude determines how well you do it.
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A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the world have nothing to do with tires.
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A vicar was preparing to leave his parish. In order to avoid a particular parishioner being sad, he said 'Don't worry, you'll probably get a better man.' 'Not necessarily,' replied the parishioner, 'that's what the last one said before he left.'
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A wife is a person who can look in the top drawer of a dresser and find a man's handkerchief that isn't there.
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A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, 'Who am I?' Ready to play the game she said, 'I don't know! Who are you?' 'WOW!' cried the child. 'Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize me!'
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A teacher asked her students if they could use the words 'defeat, defense, and detail' in a sentence. Little Johnny was a smarty, so he answered with, ' De feet of de dog went over de fence before de tail.'
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A real patriot is someone who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
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A scientist knows more & more about less & less till he knows everything about nothing while a philosopher knows less & less about more & more till he knows nothing about everything.
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