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A smile is the cheapest way to improve your looks, even if your teeth are crooked.
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A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?' He said, 'Call for backup.'
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A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think they are the only one who can save the ship.
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A relationship is like sand in your hand. If held loosely in the palm of your hand it stays there, but as soon as you close your hand tightly it slips through your fingers.
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A relationship is like that held tenderly with respect for the other person it last, but once you close your hand to hold on tightly it slips through your fingers.
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A religion that is small enough for us to understand would not be large enough for our needs.
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A person of words and not deeds is like a garden full of weeds.
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A person who can speak many languages is not necessarily more valuable than a person who can listen in one.
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A person who makes no mistakes, generally makes nothing.
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A person without knowledge of his history is like a tree without roots.
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A person's character and their garden both reflect the amount of weeding that was done during the growing season.
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A physician can sometimes ward off the signs of illness..but has no power over the sand in the hourglass.
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A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything, except office.
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A poor report card has one good thing in its favor: at least you know the student is not cheating.
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A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
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A metaphor is like a simile.
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A mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimension.
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A Native American grandfather was talking to his grandson about how he felt. He said, 'I feel as if I have two wolves fighting in my heart. One wolf is the vengeful, angry, violent one. The other wolf is the loving, compassionate one. The grandson asked him, Which wolf will win the fight in your heart? The grandfather answered, The one I feed.
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A penny saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy.
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A penny saved is a penny earned, and a penny spent, is a penny enjoyed.
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A person can fail many times, but they are not really a failure until they start to blame someone else.
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A person is getting along the road to wisdom when they begin to realize that their opinion is just another opinion.
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A person is grown up not when they can take care of themselves, but when they can take care of others.
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A man who lives in a glass house should change in basement.
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A man is known by the company he avoids.
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A man is never astonished that he doesn't know what another does; but he is surprised at the gross ignorance of the other in not knowing what he does.
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A man is not always what he is born into.
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A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half of his life.
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A man spoke frantically into the phone: 'My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!' 'Is this her first child?' the doctor asked. 'No, you idiot!' the man shouted. 'This is her husband!'
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A man who lives in a glass house shouldn't throw stones.
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