A man who thinks he is smarter than his wife, has a very smart wife!
By Anonymous
A man who throws dirt looses ground.
By Anonymous
A man convinced against his will is still of the same opinion.
By Anonymous
A man has no more character than he can command in a time of crisis.
By Anonymous
A little boy asked his mother why the minister got a month's vacation while his dad only got two weeks. The mother answered, 'Well, son, if he's a good minister, he needs it. If he isn't, the congregation needs it.'
By Anonymous
A little greed can get you lots of stuff.
By Anonymous
A long dispute means that both parties are wrong.
By Anonymous
A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.
By Anonymous
A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.
By Anonymous
A major cause of unhappiness is over-estimating the happiness of others.
By Anonymous
A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once.
By Anonymous
A leading authority is someone lucky who guessed right.
By Anonymous
A life with love will have some thorns, but a life without love will have no roses.
By Anonymous
A husband is the medicine that cures all the ills of girlhood.
By Anonymous
A kid's idea of a balanced diet is a hamburger in each hand.
By Anonymous
A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have.
By Anonymous
A groundless rumor often covers a lot of ground.
By Anonymous
A guilty conscience needs no accuser.
By Anonymous
A guy walked into a bar. He was treated for minor injuries.
By Anonymous
A happy person is one whose arithmetic is at its best when they is counting their blessings.
By Anonymous
A hard thing about business is minding your own.
By Anonymous
A girl phoned me and said...Come on over there's nobody home. I went over... Nobody was home!
By Anonymous
A giving church is a living church.
By Anonymous
A goal properly set is halfway reached.
By Anonymous
A good conscience is a soft pillow.
By Anonymous
A good example is the best sermon.
By Anonymous
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.
By Anonymous
A good marriage is like a casserole: only those involved actually know what goes into it.
By Anonymous
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
By Anonymous
