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A closed mind is a good thing to lose.

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A closed mouth gathers no feet.

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A closed mouth gathers no foot.

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A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done.

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A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.

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A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.

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A coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave just one.

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A crisis is when you can't say: 'let's forget the whole thing'.

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A bird does not sing because it has an answer -- it sings because it has a song.

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A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

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A bird in the hand is the best way to eat chicken.

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A bird in the hand will probably shit on your wrist.

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A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.

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A budget is something we go without to stay within.

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A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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A camel is a horse designed by a committee.

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A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.

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A candle brightens the world around it. Unfortunately, it creates a shadow of its own. It still serves the purpose it is meant for.

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A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody has.

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A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.

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43% of all statistics are worthless.

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668: The Neighbor of the Beast.

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7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.

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A 'wish' changes nothing. A 'decision' changes everything!

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A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

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A bank manager is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain.

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A bargain is something you cannot use at a price you cannot resist.

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A bike rest on its leg because it is too tyred.

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