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A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we have enlightened him with ours.

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'Is ignorance or apathy the biggest problem with the world today?' 'I don't know and I don't care'.

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'What, giving again?' I asked in dismay. 'And must I keep giving and giving away?' 'Oh, no,' said the angel, piercing me through, 'Just give till the Father stops giving to you.'

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Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.

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'Am I indecisive?' Can I get back to you on that?

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'Automatic' simply means that you can't repair it yourself.

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'Do you believe in life after death?' the boss asked one of his employees. 'Yes, Sir.' the new recruit replied. 'Well, then, that makes everything just fine,' the boss went on. 'After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.'

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'I'm a lawyer.'... 'Honest?'... 'No, the usual kind.'

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Seven days without prayer makes one weak.

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Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.

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Good luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success.

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Gravity always wins.

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If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.

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If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.

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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.

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To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty.

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What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.

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What soap is for the body, tears are for the soul.

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When all is said and done, more is said than done.

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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research.

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For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

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Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.

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Leisure is a beautiful garment, but it will not do for constant wear.

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Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.

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Every time history repeats itself the price goes up.

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Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.

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A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

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The aim of education should be to teach us rather how to think, than what to think - rather to improve our minds, so as to enable us to think for ourselves, than to load the memory with the thoughts of other men.

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The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.

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