Dont wear the Stripes, they make you look fat.
By Anonymous
Education is very important. School, however, is another matter.
By Anonymous
Enjoy every minute. There's plenty of time to be dead.
By Anonymous
Every great achievement was once impossible.
By Anonymous
Every piece of paper has two good sides... Unless you use magic marker then you're fucked.
By Anonymous
Everything is impossible for those who never try.
By Anonymous
Everything you have ever known is wrong.
By Anonymous
Failure is not the worst thing in the world. The worst is not to try.
By Anonymous
Faith isn't faith until it's all you're holding on to.
By Anonymous
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity!
By Anonymous
For they can conquer who believe they can.
By Anonymous
I never knew what true happiness was till I got married. And then it was too late.
By Anonymous
'If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver.
By Anonymous
'The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything, they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.'
By Anonymous
A man with one watch will always know the time, A man with two watches will always be in doubt.
By Anonymous
A pebble drops into your pond of life. The pebble creates ripples of stress and confusion. The ripples turn into waves and get larger and larger as they work to the edges of your being. We learn to let them go, to honor them, and allow them to leave.
By Anonymous
A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone, somewhere, is having fun.
By Anonymous
A quiet man is a man with many thoughts.
By Anonymous
A quote is useless until put to use.
By Anonymous
A shadow falling only means that there is a light nearby.
By Anonymous
A ship does not sail with yesterday's wind...
By Anonymous
A successful Dreamer is One wakes up and does something about it...
By Anonymous
A turn in the road is not the end of the road, unless you fail to make the turn.
By Anonymous
A winner listens, a loser just waits untill it is their turn to talk.
By Anonymous
A wise man on my way once taught me that it is not important to arrive first, but to know how to arrive.
By Anonymous
A work of art is never finished, only abandoned.
By Anonymous
Ability without dependability has no value.
By Anonymous
Accepting things the way that they are, and wishing them to be otherwise, is the tenth of an inch between heaven and hell.
By Anonymous
Admittedly, there are a lot of things that are better than sex, and a lot more that are worse; but there's nothing quite like it...
By Anonymous
