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I have seen the sea when it is stormy and wild; when it is quiet and serene; when it is dark and moody. And in all its moods, I see myself
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In the midst of winter I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer.—Albert Camus
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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
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Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore goes to a party and has sex with everyone. A bitch goes to a party and has sex with everyone but you.
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When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.
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Who discovered that you could get milk from cows, and what the HELL did he think he was doing at the time?
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Winston Churchhill once walked into the toilets of the House of Commons to find no room at the urinal, so he walked into one of the stalls. While in there he could hear Labour MPs saying 'now he can't even pee with the rest of us', to which he peered over the top of the stall and replied 'no it's just that if you saw something this big you would want to privatize it'.
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X-rated movies are all alike... the only thing they leave to the imagination is the plot.
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Xvxn though my typxwritxr's old, it works wxll xxcept for onx kxy. Sincx all thx othxr kxys work wxll, thx fact that mxrxly onx kxy isn't working doxsn't rxally causx that much of a problxm.
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Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer each, and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making any sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive. No further testing is planned.
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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you should never pick your friends nose.
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You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?
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