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Sex is like math: add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply.
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Show me a man with his feet planted firmly on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't put his pants on.
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Slogan of 105.9, the classic rock radio station in Chicago: 'Of all the radio stations in Chicago... we're one of them.'
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Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
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Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say 'Are you gonna drink that?'
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Starkle starkle little twink Who the hell are you to think I'm not under what you call The alchofluence of incohol I'm just a little slort of sheep I'm not drunk like thinkle peep I don't know who is me yet But the drunker I stand here, The longer I get So just give me one more drink to fill my cup Cause I got all day sober to Sunday up
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Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.
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If I had a ticket to heaven, but you didn't have one too, i'd tear my ticket to pieces, and go to hell with you!
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In 1928, Charles King was re-elected President of Liberia with a majority of 600,000. His opponent claimed that the vote had been rigged as there were only 15,000 people eligible to vote.
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