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In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substances: Magic and bullshit.

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In the days of old when knights were bold and toilets were not yet invented They went in the road and dropped their load and went away contented

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It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.

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It is not possible to ski through a revolving door.

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It is now beyond any doubt that cigarettes are the biggest cause of statistics.

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It was a brave man who ate the first oyster.

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It's not cheating unless you get caught.

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It's people like you who give scum a bad name.

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Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids.

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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life!

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Life's a beach... Surf it up!

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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

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Dyslexics of the world, untie!

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Entropy isn't what it used to be.

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Eskimo's have 49 words in their language to define snow because they have so much of it. In the english language, there are more then 50 ways to define a moron...

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Even impossible says I M POSSIBLE!

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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

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Everyone knows they're going to die, but no one believes it.

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Everyone needs belief in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma

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How boring is life in the Antarctic? People in one group wintering at the South Pole in the 1960s watched the film 'Cat Ballou' 87 times. People in another, after tiring of the westerns, Disney features and pornographic films on hand, spliced the movies together into their own production and adopted a vocabulary based on their creation that was so strange that relief crews arriving in the spring could barely understand them.

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How many Scots does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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I bought a package of batteries, but they weren't included... so I had to buy them again.

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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!

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I do for bullshit what stonehenge does for rocks.

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I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on.

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I doubt whether nurses are virgins.

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I have never fully understood the female capacity to completly avoid a simple answer to a direct question.

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I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

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I know sex isn't love, but it's an attractive facsimile

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