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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

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An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

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Anagrams: Dormitory = Dirty Room Evangelist = Evil's Agent Desperation = A Rope Ends It The Morse Code = Here Come Dots Slot Machines = Cash Lots in 'em Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler Snooze Alarm = Alas! No More Z's A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one

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Anarchists of the world, unite!

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Any resemblance between the above views and those of my employer, my terminal, or the view out my window are purely coincidental. Any resemblance between the above and my own views is non-deterministic. The question of the existence of views in the absence of anyone to hold them is left as an exercise for the reader. The question of the existence of the reader is left as an exercise for the second god coefficient. (A discussion of non-orthogonal, non-integral polytheism is beyond the scope of this article).

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Assassins do it from behind.

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ATTENTION This room is fullfilled mit special electronische equippment. Fingergrabbing and pressing the cnoeppkes from the computers is allowed for die experts only! So all the 'lefthanders' stay away and do not disturben the brainstorming von here working intelligencies. Otherwise you will be thrown out and kicked anderswhere! Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished the blinkenlights.

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Avoid throwing shit at the fan.

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Be alert... the world needs more lerts.

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Beam me up, Scotty. No intelligent life forms down here.

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Con tu adios te llevas mi corazon With your goodbye You take with you My Heart

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Epitaph on gravestone: Here lies the body of colourblind Fred Thought the lights were green when they were red

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Every tear that I have ever cried is a small piece of me that has died.

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God will never take me alive!

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Here's to the crazy ones... the misfits; the rebels; the troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do, is ignore them; because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.

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Heres to us fools, that have no meaning. I tip my glass to you. Lets toast the night away to friends, and forget about tomorow.

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I once dreamed of death, now death dreams of me. Only the rats and worms can hear my silent plea.

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It's not like I don't know how to clean my gun.

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Life is nothin' but a barrel of wine: you make it, you drink it, and you get worn out in time.

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Life's too short -- ride your best horse first.

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Both of us can’t look good, it’s either me or the house.

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Café

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Cottage

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Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

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Country House

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Everything comes out in the wash

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Garden Room

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Give us this bread. Our daily bread.

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Hey Good-lookin’—what’s ya got cookin’?

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Housework never killed anyone, but why take the chance.

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