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Better to have fished and lied, than to never have fished at all.

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Fish tremble when they hear my name.

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Fishing: The art of casting, trolling, jigging, or spinning while freezing, sweating, swatting and swearing.

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Gone Fishing

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Gone Hunting

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We interrupt this marriage to bring you hunting season

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Statistics are like bikinis, what they conceal is more important than what they reveal

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Talk is cheap beacuse supply exceeds demand.

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Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

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The 50-50-90 rule: Whenever you have a 50/50 chance of getting somthing right, there is a 90% probability you'll get it wrong!

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The best thing about humanity is humans. The worst thing about humanity is humans. Humanity is a paradox of contradictions.

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The devil finds work for idle glands.

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The difference between a smart man and a wise one is this: A smart man can work his way out of a difficulty that the wise man will not get into in the first place.

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The golden rule: The guy who has the gold, rules.

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Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.

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We ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us.

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When everything is right nothing is left.

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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

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When guys have the opportunity to finish off something like the milk or orange juice, they will always leave a little bit in there so they don't have to throw it away.

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When I'm right, no one remembers; when I'm wrong, no one forgets.

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When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

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When you assume, you make an ASS out of U and ME.

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Whoever has the gold makes the rules

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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.

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You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

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You can't run with the big dogs if you pee like a puppy.

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You dream with your eyes closed, but you plan with your eyes open.

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You marry out of your greatest love, or your greatest fear.

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You might regret what you do, but you'll regret what you don't do so much more.

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You see obstacles when you take your eyes off the prize.

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