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Your secretary will not enter your office until about 5 seconds after you fart.
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Your stupidity is directly proportional to the amount of people staring at you
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Your thoughts determine what you want, your actions determine what you get.
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If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
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Never argue with an idiot, listeners may not notice the difference.
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Never piss into the wind
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Never sneeze while holding coffee.
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No experience in life is ever wasted--no matter the outcome, good or bad--if you learn from it in the end.
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No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid.
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Nonconformists hate other nonconformists who won't conform to their way of nonconformity.
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Nothing is so simple it can't get screwed up.
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People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.
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People who get pissed every night feel like shit every morning.
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Professionals are predictable - amateurs are DANGEROUS!
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Psychotics build castles in the sky, Neurotics live in them, and Psychiatrists collect the rent.
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Quotes and jokes are like any night involving beer: amusing at the time but fuzzy at best in memory.
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Savor the flavor, dont waste the taste.
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Saying that rape is about sex is like hitting a woman on the head with a frying pan and calling it cooking.
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Scars are tattoos with better stories
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Sic Vis Pacem Parabellum. (If you wish for peace, prepare for war).
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Some of your best memories are told to you by others.
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Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to understanding with the passing whisper of their wisdom. Some people make the sky more beautiful to gaze upon. They stay in our lives for awhile, leave footprints on our hearts.
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Someone once said, 'The hardest thing to see is someone you love loving someone else.'
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The Law of Waiting: For each minute you are running late, the chances of being stuck behind a slow school bus or being caught by a train at a crossing increases exponentially. Direct Corelation: When you are running on time, it is entirely likely you will be pulled over for speeding.
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The less time I have to work with, the more I get done.
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The more you talk about how others are, the more others learn about how you are.
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The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.
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The probability of anything happening is inversely proportional to its desirability.
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The probability of somebody watching you is directly proportionate to the stupidity of your actions.
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The uglier a sofa is, the more uncomfortable it is to sit in.
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