There are two times when to keep your mouth shut: When swimming and when angry.
By Anonymous
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
By Anonymous
Time may heal all wounds, but scars can last a lifetime.
By Anonymous
To be alone is the greatest freedom. To feel alone is the lowest prison.
By Anonymous
To copy from one person is plagerism. To copy from many is research.
By Anonymous
To really understand greatness, you'll have to be pretty damn good yourself.
By Anonymous
Budget: A mathematical confirmation of your suspicions
By Anonymous
Canada Bill Jone's Motto: It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money. Supplement: A .44 magnum beats four aces.
By Anonymous
Chaos is the Law of nature, order is the dream of Man.
By Anonymous
College is a fountain of knowledge... and the students are there to drink.
By Anonymous
Complainers will find others complaining about them.
By Anonymous
Compliments are relationship lubricators.
By Anonymous
Conforming to nonconformity is still conforming.
By Anonymous
Continue to do more with less until you can do everything with nothing. (Related to corporate downsizing)
By Anonymous
Death is just life's way of telling you you've been fired.
By Anonymous
Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is ignorant of.
By Anonymous
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
By Anonymous
Do it for those who know you can and those who think you cant
By Anonymous
Do not let earthly posessions go to your head, It will leave no room for logic.
By Anonymous
Don't piss in your pants just to check if your fly is open.
By Anonymous
Education is the continual realization of your own ignorance
By Anonymous
Every problem is easily solved until it becomes your own.
By Anonymous
Everyone deserves a second chance, but not a third.
By Anonymous
Fate only takes you so far. Once you're there it's up to you to make it happen.
By Anonymous
First Law of Bicycling: It is much more likely that it's uphill and against the wind.
By Anonymous
First Law of Laboratory Work: Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass.
By Anonymous
Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics:
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not your sport.
By Anonymous
