If no one uses it, there's a reason.
By Anonymous
If things appear to be going well, you have overlooked something.
By Anonymous
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, maybe you just don't understand the situation.
By Anonymous
If you can't solve it otherwise, get violent.
By Anonymous
If you thought yesterday was bad, wait till you see what happens today.
By Anonymous
In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty; but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.
By Anonymous
In order to get what you want, you must do something you've never done.
By Anonymous
It is easier to get forgivness than to get permission.
By Anonymous
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenius.
By Anonymous
Just when you think you've finally hit bottom, someone tosses you a shovel.
By Anonymous
Know the rules well, so you can break them right.
By Anonymous
Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
By Anonymous
Letters which are warmly sealed are often but coldly opened.
By Anonymous
Life is not so much about saying Hello..as it is Goodbye.
By Anonymous
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
By Anonymous
Love your enemies, they'll hate it!
By Anonymous
Men will give love for sex, women will give sex for love.
By Anonymous
Misfortune: the kind of fortune that never misses.
By Anonymous
'Criminal Lawyer' is a redundancy.
By Anonymous
17 hours of sustained wakefulness can lead to a decrease in physical and mental performance equivalent to a blood alcohol level of 0.05% (legally drunk)
By Anonymous
A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
By Anonymous
A committee is a device used to multiply credit and divide blame.
By Anonymous
A plumber never bites his nails.
By Anonymous
A writer is like an absent minded architect. He dreams of building the world, but can only sculpt it.
By Anonymous
According to recent studies, there are approximately five thousand ways humans can express their intelligence but compared to the number of ways they can express their stupidity, the five thousand ways seems possible to be memorized.
By Anonymous
After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
By Anonymous
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
By Anonymous
An expert is a man who knows more and more about less and less, until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
By Anonymous
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
By Anonymous
