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LAWS OF COMPUTER PROGRAMMING, IX: Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited.
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LAWS OF COMPUTER PROGRAMMING, VII: Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capabilities of the programmer who must maintain it.
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LAWS OF COMPUTER PROGRAMMING, X: Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
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Microsoft: This company has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down. If problem persists please call the Department of Justice.
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People says Microsoft paid 14 million dollars for using the Rolling Stones song 'Start me up' in their commercials. This is wrong. Microsoft paid 14 million dollars only for a part of the song. For instance, they didn't use the line 'You'll make a grown man cry'.
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Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question. They had worked for months gathering one each of every computer that was built. Finally the big day was at hand. All the computers were linked together. They asked the question, 'Is there a God?'. Lights started blinking, flashing and blinking some more. Suddenly, there was a loud crash, and a bolt of lightning came down from the sky, struck the computers, and welded all the connections permanently together. 'There is now', came the reply.
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Stroustrup ran to the head monk, exclaiming, 'Master! I have added object-orientation to the C programming language! I have been enlightened!' to which the head monk responded by hitting him on the head with a stick.
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What Microsoft Visual Basic thought of my program: 'Run-time error '-2147418113 (8000ffff)': Catastrophic Failure
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