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A booming voice says, 'Wrong, cretin!', and you notice that you have turned into a pile of dust.
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A friend of mine in a compiler writing class produced a compiler with one error message 'you lied to me when you told me this was a program'
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At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, 'If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.' In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
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You never truly appreciate the beauty of a woman, until you've see the ugliness of 500 others.
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Your oratorical sonorities are too pleonastic to be expeditiously assimilated. OR: 'Too many big words make it hard for people to easily understand you.'
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Three men competing to be the most vile. The first saw a woman carrying wood atop her head. He beat her. The second tore off her clothes and raped her. The third stood back. When the other two asked what he would do to prove his wickedness, he laughed. That was my mother, he said.
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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
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When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
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