Roses are red, the sun is gold. Get on your knees, and do as you're told.
By Anonymous
Sanity for the sake of sanity is insane
By Anonymous
Sometimes you are the dog and sometimes you are the hydrant.
By Anonymous
Son, I just want you to know: life is a black, sucking, vortex of anguish and dispair, filled with brief moments of false hope and empty joy, all the while dragging you inevitably closer to final, absolute, and eternal death.' 'thanks dad..
By Anonymous
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains arouse me.
By Anonymous
Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but so would an 80lbs. carrot.
By Anonymous
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
By Anonymous
Suicide hotline, please hold....
By Anonymous
Suicide is the most sincere form of self critisism
By Anonymous
SUSHI: Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'.
By Anonymous
Sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop.
By Anonymous
Tell a man there are 4 billion stars in the sky, and he'll believe you, but tell him the paint is wet, and he still has to touch it
By Anonymous
Telling someone they look tired is just the polite way of saying 'You look like shit!'
By Anonymous
The best diet in the world is scratching your ass and smelling your fingers.
By Anonymous
The closest I got to a 4.0 at Harvard... was my blood alcohol level.
By Anonymous
The crybabies mental anguish is about as significant as an pine weasel fart in a forest with noone to hear it.
By Anonymous
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
By Anonymous
The difference between priests and acne is that at least acne waits until you're 12 before it comes on your face.
By Anonymous
The game of life has three rules:
By Anonymous
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
By Anonymous
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters whether I win or lose.
By Anonymous
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.
By Anonymous
It's not America I have the problem with, it's the Americans.
By Anonymous
It's not that life is so short, it's just that your dead for so long.
By Anonymous
It's not the length, its not the size, its how many times you can make it rise!
By Anonymous
Jesus died for our sins; if you don't sin he died for nothing
By Anonymous
Jesus said, come forth and recieve eternal life. I came in third and won a toaster.
By Anonymous
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
By Anonymous
