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Just when you think you've hit rock bottom, someone goes and throws you a shovel.

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KARAOKE: A Japanese word meaning tone deaf.

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Keep Sweden tidy, shoot a tourist.

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Kill 1-20 and you're a Murderer Kill 30 - 1000 and you're a Terrorist Kill 10.000 - 20 million and you're a Conqueror/Dictator Kill Everyone and you're God

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Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

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Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia: one wrong move and your in deep shit.

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Mary had a little sheep, And in her bed it would sleep. Story turns out, it was a ram, So now Mary has a little lamb.

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Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes and it is our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we'd like to have dinner with.

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Men are like fish. Neither would get into trouble if they only kept their mouths shut.

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Mickey Mouse is a rat.

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Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life.

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More great lies: 1. It was like that when I got here. 2. I'm serpectly pober, Officer. 3. Ribbed for her pleasure.

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Most people admire a good loser - as long as it is someone else.

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My mouth is as dry as a nun's cunt

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My parents put us to sleep by tossing us up in the air. Of course, you have to have low ceilings for this method to work.

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N-non A-athletic S-sport C-centered A-around R-rednecks

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Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

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Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

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Next time you have a bad day, imagine this: You are a Siamese twin. Your brother that is attached to you at the shoulder is gay. You are not. But you only have one arse.

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No one is perfect, and I will be the first to admit that you aren't.

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Nobody's perfect... well, there was this guy, but we killed him.

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Nuke gay whales for Jesus

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Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate fuckers.

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Obviously the only rational solution to your problem is suicide.

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Official Project Stages:

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Oh I love children... but I couldn't eat a whole one.

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Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.

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Old mother Hubberd went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone, but when she bent over, rover took over and gave her a bone of his own.

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Save the Whales Collect them All

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Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

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