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It is all fun and games until someone loses an eye. So what? Then all the games you play are more fun because you can not see what is coming.
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It is ridiculous claiming that video games and internet influence children. For instance, if Pac-man affected kids born in the eighties, we should by now have a bunch of teenagers who run around in darkened rooms and eat pills while listening to monotonous electronic music.
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Life is like a can of worms. Once opened, by the time you get it closed again, things are a lot more complicated than they were before.
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Life is like a fart; you never know how long it's going to last or how bad its gonna stink
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Life is like a jar of jalapenos. It doesn't matter what you take, it's gonna blow up your ass
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Guy: 'Were you raised on a chicken farm?' Girl: 'No, why?' Guy: 'Cause you sure know how to raise some cock!'
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I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying 'You're next.' They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
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I have never quite understood the question 'Is the glass half empty or half full?' What's the difference?Eventually it'll end up empty, thrown away and alone.
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I like going to a school yard and watching all the little kids run and scream on the school grounds. Of course they don't know that I'm using blanks.
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