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I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.

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I moved from Seattle, Washington to New York City. The city with the highest suicide rate to the city with the highest homicide rate. What can i say?, Im just not a 'do it yourself' kinda guy!

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I prefer to describe my profession as that of a 'Contemporary Anthropological Interactive Observer' because it has just the right amount of flair. Besides, 'stalker' is such an ugly word.

By Anonymous

I promise to care in my next life. Luckily I don't believe in reincarnation.

By Anonymous

I ran into my ex the other day. Hit reverse and hit him again!

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I said 'no' to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

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I smile because I don't know what's going on.

By Anonymous

I think wet dreams are actually God giving you a handjob for being so good.

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I thought there was light at the end of the tunnel, but it was some bastard with a torch carrying more work.

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I tried to see things from your point of view, but I couldn’t put my head that far up my ass.

By Anonymous

I use to drink a lot. Now I sip.

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I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

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I want to name my kids after people I hate, so I can beat them - and feel good about it.

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I was born -- wait, it gets worse.

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I will endure all this subhuman driveling shit with a smile.

By Anonymous

I would be better off dead, no wait, if YOU were dead.

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I would never die for my beliefs, I might be wrong.

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I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.

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I'd rather have a dog over a guy because the worst a dog can do is piss in your shoe.

By Anonymous

I'll never get off this planet.

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If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.

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If it's called tourist season, why can't you shoot at them?

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If pigs could fly, everyone would carry umbrellas.

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If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?

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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it considered a hostage situation?

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If There Is Nothing To Lie For Then Don't Live Because There IS No Point Just Die Knowing You Tried Somthing!

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If time was money then I would be fucking rich!

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If we don't protect the few people at the very top of society so that they can continue to rip off the common folk to make billions upon billions of dollars in profits, then by God, the terrorists have already won!

By Anonymous

If you aren't living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.

By Anonymous

Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes?

By Anonymous