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How do you play religious roulette? You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck by lightning first.
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I bought an Ant Farm once. They didn't grow shit. I said 'How about some celery! You fuckers don't farm, and if I pulled off your legs, you would look like snowmen.
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A good friend will bail you out of jail, But your best friend will be sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'
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A man being admitted into a mental institution: 'They called me mad. I called them mad. And damn them they outvoted me.'
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All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score.
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All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.
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And out of the chaos, a voice spoke: 'Smile and be happy, for it can always be worse'. And I smiled, and I was happy, and it did get worse.
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Anti-Valentines Day Poem Hearts and roses and kisses galore, What the hell is all that shit for? People get mushy and start acting queer, It is definitely the most annoying day of the year. This day needs to get the hell over with and pass, Before I shove something up Cupid's ass. I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak And wear black for the rest of the week. Guys act all sweet, but soon it will fade, For all they are doing is trying to get laid. The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit, Cause I think this love thing is a crock of shit. So, here's my story... what else can I say? Love bites my ass... Fuck Valentines Day!
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Be nice to geeks when you're in school, you might end-up working for one when you grow-up.
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