You're in middle age when you realize you have more on your mind and less on your head.
By Anonymous
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
By Anonymous
Your brain is that bodily organ which starts working the moment you awake and does not stop until you get into the office.
By Anonymous
You only have one chance to make a first impression.
By Anonymous
You satisfy the hungry heart with gift of finest wheat.
By Anonymous
You will never be promoted until you become over-qualified for your present position.
By Anonymous
You may pass violets looking for roses and contentment looking for victory.
By Anonymous
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhoea.
By Anonymous
You could hit someone over the head with a hammer and they would say, 'gee, thanks, it feels so much better now that you stopped'…
By Anonymous
You don't have to stay up nights to succeed; you have to stay awake days.
By Anonymous
You don't have to worry about me. I might have been born yesterday...but I stayed up all night.
By Anonymous
You don't look at a picture of a Chevy when you drive a Cadillac.
By Anonymous
You have reached the number which you have dialled.
By Anonymous
You can tell the ideas of a nation by it's advertisements.
By Anonymous
You can't strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
By Anonymous
You can't test courage cautiously.
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You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.
By Anonymous
You don't become a missionary by crossing the sea but by seeing the cross.
By Anonymous
You don't have to blow out anothers candle to make yours shine bright.
By Anonymous
You can never understand the true value of something until you don't have it anymore.
By Anonymous
You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
By Anonymous
You can send a message around the world in 1/7 of a second; yet it may take several years to move a simple idea through a 1/4 inch of human skull.
By Anonymous
You can survive on charm for about 5 minutes...after that, you'd better know something!
By Anonymous
You can win more friends with your ears than you can with your mouth!
By Anonymous
You can't be lonely if you like the person you're alone with.
By Anonymous
You can't build character & courage by taking away men's initiative & independence.
By Anonymous
You can't do anything, if you believe you can't.
By Anonymous
You can't get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
By Anonymous
You can't help the poor man by destroying the rich.
By Anonymous
You are accustomed to ostracism from childhood because you are overweight, deformed, stupid, or have an extremely short [deleted].
By Anonymous
