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When you get right down to it, the Safety Lecture is a silly idea. I mean, if the passengers really thought the plane was going to crash, they wouldn't get on it in the first place, let alone learn how to get an adequate oxygen supply on the way down. by
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When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing.
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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
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When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed it. Probably, they gathered together one evening, slapped each other on the back and said, 'Hey, good job.'
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When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
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When the tide of life turns against you; And the current upsets your boat; Don't waste tears on what might have been; Just lie on your back and float.
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When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.
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When placed in God's hands, life is like a chocolate cake: Take something bitter, something dry, something wet, and a little bit of leaven, mix well, and let it bake someplace hot. The result is something sweet.
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When signing a contract, it helps to remember 'the big-type gives, and the small-type takes away'.
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When I was a kid, my favourite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in awhile he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
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