To commit the perfect crime, you don't have to be intelligent, just in charge of the investigation that follows.
By Anonymous
To do is to be -- Marx. Do be do be do -- Sinatra.
By Anonymous
To err is human but to really foul things up requires a computer.
By Anonymous
To err is human, to blame it on someone else is more human.
By Anonymous
To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.
By Anonymous
To every complex problem there is an easy answer; and it is wrong!
By Anonymous
To be or not to be... I think its a trick question.
By Anonymous
To accomplish something, the first person you have to defeat is yourself.
By Anonymous
To be a winner, all you need to give is all you have.
By Anonymous
To be free it is not enough to beat the system, one must beat the system every day.
By Anonymous
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
By Anonymous
Time is like money: you can either spend, waste, or invest!
By Anonymous
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once.
By Anonymous
Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working.
By Anonymous
Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students!
By Anonymous
Tis the advisor who suffers from bad advice.
By Anonymous
Those who do not plan for the future have to live through it anyway.
By Anonymous
Those who say it can't be done are usually interrupted by others doing it.
By Anonymous
Those with the best advice usually offer no advice.
By Anonymous
Though my soul may sit in darkness, it will arise in perfect light. I have loved the stars to fondly to be fearful of the night.
By Anonymous
Thought for the day: What if there were no hypothetical situations?
By Anonymous
Those we hurt the most are often those we love the most.
By Anonymous
Those who admire the freedom of birds have never built a nest.
By Anonymous
Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it.
By Anonymous
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
By Anonymous
Those who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glass.
By Anonymous
Thinking about the past is a great excuse to waste the present and forget about the future.
By Anonymous
They say you can't really know someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. I say if they've got itsy-bitsy feet or some kind of foot disease, I don't wanna know 'em!
By Anonymous
