They have all sorts of new services today. Now they've got a dial-a-prayer service for atheists. You call a number and nobody answers.
By Anonymous
There's a fine line between courage and foolishness. Too bad its not a fence.
By Anonymous
There was a young man of Dundoo,
Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
By Anonymous
There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
By Anonymous
There's no future in time travel.
By Anonymous
There is so much bad in the best of us and so much good in the worst of us that it doesn't behoove any of us to talk about the rest of us.
By Anonymous
There is some consolation in the fact that even if your dreams haven't come true - neither have your nightmares.
By Anonymous
There is someone willing to argue about any point.
By Anonymous
There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it with reluctance.
By Anonymous
There is nothing wrong in having nothing to say, unless you insist on saying it.
By Anonymous
There is no future in time travel.
By Anonymous
There is an 'exception to every rule' - and most people think they are it.
By Anonymous
There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.
By Anonymous
There are two types of pain in this life; that of discipline, which lasts a short while…and that of regret, which can last a life time.
By Anonymous
There are two types of people in this world: those who leave a mark, and others who just leave a stain.
By Anonymous
There can be no rainbow without a cloud and a storm.
By Anonymous
There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
By Anonymous
There are three dimensions to credit cards, length, width and debt.
By Anonymous
There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
By Anonymous
There are three things extremely hard; steel, a diamond and to know ones self.
By Anonymous
There are three types of people: those that can add up and those that can’t.
By Anonymous
There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself; hire someone; or forbid your kids to do it.
By Anonymous
There are times when forgetting can be just as important as remembering- and even more difficult.
By Anonymous
There are too many people praying for mountains of difficulty to be removed, when what they really need is courage to climb them.
By Anonymous
There are two essential basic strategies for success in business: 1. Never reveal all you know
By Anonymous
There are no passengers on spaceship Earth - we are all the crew.
By Anonymous
There are some strings. They're just not attached.
By Anonymous
There are few problems that can't be solved with high explosives.
By Anonymous
There are no strangers in this world, just friends we've never met.
By Anonymous
There are no substitutes for fresh air, sunshine and exercise.
By Anonymous
