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Tears will get you sympathy. Sweat will get you results.

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Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike.

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Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly alike.

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Television is the single greatest threat to communication and intimacy within a family. You may as well be fifty miles away from the person sitting next to you if you're both watching television.

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Television ruins more minds than drugs.

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Thank God for dirty dishes, they have a tale to tell. While others may go hungry, we've eaten very well. With home, health & happiness; I shouldn't want to fussthe stack of evidence. God's been very good to us.

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Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either.

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Success: its an never ending improvement in what you do.

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Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always make a rough draft before The Final Masterpiece.

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T-shirt: My heart belongs to Daddy. . .and so do my credit cards!

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Take 20 aspirins and you'll feel better, if you wake up.

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Take care of your character and your reputation will take care of itself.

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Stupid is a boundless concept.

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Stupidity is NOT a handicap! PARK ELSEWHERE!

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Success in marriage is more than finding the right person. It's becoming the right person.

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Success in marriage is not so much finding the right person as it is being the right person.

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Success is a ladder that can not be climbed with your hands in your pockets.

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Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You have got to set your self on fire for it.

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Success is relative - the more success, the more relatives.

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Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation.

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Suffering well borne is better than suffering removed.

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Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

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Success comes in cans, not can't s.

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Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.

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Soul-winning and missions is the life blood of the church.

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Statistics is like a Bikini; what is revealed is suggestive, but what is concealed is vital.

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Status quo. Latin for 'the mess we're in.'

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Sterilize: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.

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Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words can shatter my soul.

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