So many cheques, so little money.
By Anonymous
Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as weapons.
By anonymous
Silence is the only thing that can't be misquoted!
By Anonymous
Silence is wise if we are foolish, but foolish if we are wise.
By Anonymous
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.' Lady Astor to Winston Churchill. 'Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.' His reply
By Anonymous
Skier; one who pays an arm and a leg for the opportunity to break them.
By Anonymous
Smile! It increases your face value.
By Anonymous
Smile.... it makes others wonder what you're thinking.
By Anonymous
Snowflakes are some of nature's most fragile things, but just look what happens when they stick together.
By Anonymous
Show me a man with both feet on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't put on his pants.
By Anonymous
Sign at a crematorium: Urn more. Pay less.
By Anonymous
Sign at the Pavlov Institute: Knock: Please don't ring bell.
By Anonymous
Sign on a church bulletin board: You aren't too bad to come in, You aren't good enough to stay out.
By Anonymous
Sign on restaurant window: Great food (50,000 flies can't be wrong)
By Anonymous
Silver's law: If Murphy's law can go wrong it will.
By Anonymous
Since I have smashed my denominational glasses, I have a better vision of who Christ is.
By Anonymous
She is an expert housekeeper: every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.
By Anonymous
She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong.
By Anonymous
Share your smile with everyone, but save your kiss for only one.
By Anonymous
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
By Anonymous
Say what you mean, mean what you say, but don't say it mean.
By Anonymous
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
By Anonymous
Rome was not implemented in a day.
By Anonymous
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schitzophrenic, and so am I.
By Anonymous
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme
By Anonymous
Remember that failure is an event - not a person.
By Anonymous
Repentance is sorrow for the deed..not for getting caught.
By Anonymous
Reputation is made in a moment: character is built in a lifetime.
By Anonymous
