Politics: Poly (many) + ticks (bloodsucking parasites)
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Popular statement in WW2, 'there are no atheists in foxholes'
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Poverty is a condition with but one advantage, it doesn't take much to improve your lot.
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Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
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Praise can be your most valuable asset as long as you don't aim it at yourself.
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Plan ahead: It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark!
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Plants do not have the power of locomotion except perhaps for kudzu.
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Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.
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Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
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People seldom know what they want until you give them what they ask for.
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People who do the world's real work don't usually wear neckties.
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People who think they know everything are very irritating to those of us who do.
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People who think they're out of this world always make you wish they were.
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People who value their privileges above their principles, soon lose both.
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People who want by the yard, but try by the inch, should be kicked by the foot !
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People would enjoy life more if, once they got what they wanted, they could remember how much they wanted it.
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People would worry less about what others think of them if they only realized how seldom they do.
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People may not always believe what you say, but they will believe what you do.
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People never say, 'It's only a game', when they're winning.
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People pick bad things from bad company very quickly but good company takes a good time to gift good things to them.
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Peace: In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.
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People are never too busy to tell you all that they have to do.
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People don't plan to fail- they just fail to plan.
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People forget how fast you did a job- but they remember how well you did it.
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Passion: there are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart...pursue those.
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Patience is the silken cord on which are strung the pearls of virtue.
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Outer agitation reveals inner instability.
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Parents are so excited about the first steps and words of their children, but then they spend the next 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
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Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the show?
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