Notice: The only person getting his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
By Anonymous
Now give to us, O saving Lord, the bread of life to eat.
By Anonymous
Note on a door: Out to lunch; if not back by five, out for dinner also.
By Anonymous
Note: I think it's interesting that of my five children both my fifteen year old daughter and her sixteen year old brother independently chose this as their favourite.
By Anonymous
None are innocent. There are only those weak enough to believe they are, And those strong enough to revel in the knowledge they are not.
By Anonymous
Nostalgia is okay but not what it used to be.
By Anonymous
Not our activity for Him but our captivity to Him!
By Anonymous
Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle. Not even for lunch.
By Anonymous
Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.
By Anonymous
Non-smoking area: If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
By Anonymous
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
By Anonymous
No one ever injured his eyesight by looking on the bright side of things.
By Anonymous
No one is responsible for all the things that happen to him, but he is responsible for the way he acts when they do happen.
By Anonymous
No one plans to fail but people can fail to plan.
By Anonymous
No man is a failure who has friends.
By Anonymous
No horse goes as fast as the money you bet on him.
By Anonymous
No Jesus, No Love. Know Jesus, Know Love.
By Anonymous
No man deserves punishment for his thoughts.
By Anonymous
No man ever injured his eyesight by looking on the bright side of things.
By Anonymous
No man knows what true happiness is until he gets marriedthen, of course, its too late.
By Anonymous
No happy time is really gone, if it leaves a special memory.
By Anonymous
Never wrestle with a pig. You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.
By Anonymous
Never have sex with anyone in the office. Always wait until you get home.
By Anonymous
Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist.
By Anonymous
Never let a problem become an excuse!
By Anonymous
Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely.
By Anonymous
Never say anything unless it is kind, necessary and true.
By Anonymous
Never sign a contract with someone whom you need to sign a contract with, but sign a contract anyhow.
By Anonymous
Never stand between a dog and a tree.
By Anonymous
