Never appeal to a man's 'better nature.' he might not have one.
By Anonymous
Never argue with a fool - people might not know the difference.
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Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference.
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Never argue with a stupid person. First they'll drag you down to their level, then they will beat you with experience.
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Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by stupidity.
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Never draw fire; it irritates the people around you.
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Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
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Nearly everyone is in favour of going to heaven but too many are hoping they'll live long enough to see an easing of the entrance requirements.
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Need some time to be alone, try washing the dishes!
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Nations like to drive their rulers out, but they object when strangers do it for them.
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My worst day of vacation has always been better than my best day at work.
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My desk is not messy! It's just decaying into a lower energy level faster than everyone else's.
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My dog is very obedient, he does what he is bid. A sign said 'wet paint', and that's just what he did.
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Murphy's Law isn't recursive. Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.
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Murphy's Law only fails when you try to demonstrate it.
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My aim is that when my hands will work no longer, that the works of my hands will still continue to keep on working.
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My biggest problem is that I believe almost everything I tell myself.
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Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail..
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Mosquitoes are a great moral force; it forces mankind to wear more clothes that modesty.
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Most accidents happen at home - maybe we oughta move.
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Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.
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Most of our suspicions of others are aroused by our knowledge of ourselves.
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Money is an excellent servant, but a horrible master.
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More doors are opened with 'please' than with keys.
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Mind over matter: If you don't mind, it don't matter
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Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.
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Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
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Money is the root of all wealth.
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