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Men tell you the facts, but God will tell you the truth!

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Middle age starts when you have been warned to slow down, not by a motorcycle cop, but by your doctor.

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May your life be long and useful like a roll of toilet paper.

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May your trouble be like the old man's teeth...few and far between.

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Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct; what they like to be is a man's last romance.

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Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

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May no portent of evil be attached to the words I say.

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Many people lose their tempers merely by seeing you keep yours.

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Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

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Many people spend their health for wealth, and then try to spend their wealth for health.

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Marital problems? You don't need a new wife, you need a new life!

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Marriage - is an expensive way of getting your laundry done for free.

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Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

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Many Christians debate whether the devil is on earth or in hell. Can he dwell in Christians or only in the world? The fact is: the devil is in darkness. Wherever there is spiritual darkness, there the devil will be.

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Man is a peculiar creature. He spends a fortune making his home insect-proof and air-conditioned, and then eats in the yard.

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Man blames fate for other accidents, but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole-in-one!

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Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has courage to lose sight of the shore.

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Man finds it hard to get what he wants, because he does not want the best. God finds it hard to give, because He would give the best, and man will not take it.

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Love thine enemies...it really pisses them off.

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Love, like paint, can make things beautiful when you spread it, but it simply dries up when you don't use it.

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Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

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Love is not just gazing at each other but looking together in the same direction.

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Love is the unity of two hearts beating together as one.

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Love sees no color.

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LSD melts your mind, not in your hand

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Luck is a loser's excuse for a winner's position!

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Love is blind. Marriage is the eye-opener.

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Love is the irresistible desire to be desired irresistibly.

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Love is the only fire hot enough to melt the iron obstinacy of a creature's will.

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