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If you think nobody cares, miss a couple of payments.

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If you think you're getting too much government these days, just be happy that you're not getting all you are paying for.

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If you treat every situation like a life or death matter, be prepared to die a lot of times.

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If you understand something today, it must be obsolete.

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If you wait to have kids until you can afford them, you probably never will.

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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

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If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

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If you only have the Word, you will dry up. If you only have the Spirit, you will blow up. But if you you have the Word and the Spirit, you will go up and grow up.

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If you really do put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.

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If you take life too seriously you won't get to laugh along with everybody else when you fail.

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If you gave me something I need more than you do, you've given me a gift; If you've given me something you need more than I do, you've gifted me with love.

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If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

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If you give 100%, God will make up the difference!

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If you have time to worry, you have time to pray.

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If you haven't all the things that you want, be thankful for all the things that you don't have that you didn't want.

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If you haven't much education you must use your brain.

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If you hear an onion ring, answer it.

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If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

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If you love something set it free....If it comes back to you it is yours, if it doesn't than it was never meant to be.

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If you love something, let it go. If it comes back... it's probably dependent on you.

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If you can't speak softly, just use the stick.

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If you don't have time to do it right, you must have time to do it over.

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If you don't know where you're going how do you expect to get there.

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If you drop a white glove into the mud, the glove will get muddy but the mud will never get glovey.

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If you ever need a helping hand, there is one at the end of your arm.

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If you are never scared, embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take chances.

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If you can keep your head while all about are losing theirs and blaming it on you - perhaps you have underestimated the seriousness of the situation.

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If you can laugh when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

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If you can remember the '60s, then you weren't there.

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If you can still hear the music, it's not loud enough!

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