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If you can't control the wind, adjust your sail.

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If you can't dazzle them with dexterity, feed them a crock!

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If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.

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If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the joke of the century.

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If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

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If you could kick the person responsible for most of your troubles in the backside, you wouldn't be able to sit down for two weeks.

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If you decide not to choose then you've already made the wrong choice!

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If you depend on others to make you happy, you will be endlessly disappointed.

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If we preach what we live....We don't ever have to worry about practicing what we preach!

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If you aim at nothing, you'll hit it every time.

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If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got.

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If you aren't part of the solution, you're a precipitate.

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If we are walking in joy, we are trusting God.

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If we'd confess our sins to one another we'd all laugh at the lack of originality.

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If there is anything better than to be loved it is loving.

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If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualise world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started.

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If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.

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If things get better with age, I'm approaching magnificent!

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If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?

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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

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If the car industry behaved like the computer industry over the last 30 years, a Rolls-Royce would cost $5, get 300 miles per gallon, and blow up once a year killing all passengers inside.

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If the hours are long enough and the pay is short enough, someone will say it's women's work.

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If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand we'd be so simple we couldn't understand.

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If the human brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.

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If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances are 50-50 it will.

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If the road you travel, has no obstacles, It leads nowhere.

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If nobody knows the troubles you've seen, then you don't live in a small town.

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If someone is standing between you and God, guess who's closer to God.

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If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give.

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If someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.

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