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I've changed my mind a dozen times. It seems to work better now.

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I've discovered the whole problem with the National Debt. Most of us work 5 days a week, and the government spends 7.

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I've got a mind like a...what's that thing called that you use to strain spaghetti?

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I've gotten to the age where I need my false teeth and hearing aid before I can ask where I left my glasses.

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I'm old enough to know better but I'm still to young to care.

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I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio, I think 'Hey, maybe I wrote that.'

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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

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I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.

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I'd love to make up my mind, but I can't remember where I left it.

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I'd rather do something and fail than do nothing and succeed!

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I'll get a life as soon as I can find the FTP site.

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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time.' So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

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I will endure all this subhuman drivelling shit with a smile

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I was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me.

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I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

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I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.

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I used to have a photographic memory, but it was never developed....

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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car…

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I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose

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I think if I have a good breakfast I could go without food for the rest of the day. I think that until about lunchtime.

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I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better.

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I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence!

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I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.

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I like to give home-made gifts. Which one of the kids would you like?

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I just got lost in thought. . . . It was unfamiliar territory.

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I know Karate! ...and several other Japanese words.

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I know UNIX, PASCAL, C, FORTRAN, COBOL, and nineteen other high-tech words.

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I just want to turn on the light and have it work...I don't want to know where the electricity comes from.

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I have decided that suicide is completely out of the question. I refuse to end the suffering of others... No, I must contemplate homicide and end the suffering of one... ME!!!

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I have all the answers, it's just that most of them aren't right.

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