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Receptionist: How do you write women so well? Melvin Udall: Easy. I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
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I think people who speak in metaphores should shampoo my crotch.
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I'm drowning here, and you're describing the water!
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Carol the waitress, meet Simon the fag.
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How do you write women so well?', a female fan asks. 'I picture a man... then I take away reason and accountablity.
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