22 Jump Street Quote
Captain Dickson: Gentlemen, you're not gonna sit here [places pistol down on desk]
Captain Dickson: & pretend there's not a big-ass elephant in the room.
Jenko: [confused]What the fuck is going on?
Captain Dickson: [turns picture frame on desk around, revealing a photo of Maya]*This* is what the fuck is going on!
Jenko: [looks at the picture confused, looks at Schmidt, then back at the picture as he realizes]OH SHIT! Oh Shit! [laughs hysterically at Schmidt]
Jenko: Oh shit! No! That is not happening right now! [exits office]
Jenko: No! [to coworkers, exchanging high fives]
Jenko: Hey ya'll he's fucking the captain's daughter! Yo! Oh my FUCK!
Captain Dickson: [as Jenko is laughing outside office, to Schmidt]Every time, he says that shit? That's another foot in your ass!
Jenko: [outside office]Schmidt! You clearly... yo, this is the best thing ever! [laughing]
Jenko: Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter! [sing-song]
Jenko: Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter! Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter!
Jenko: [re-enters office]Shit! Fuck! [to Schmidt]
Jenko: You fucked Captain Dickson's daughter? Captain? What the fuck, you bragged to him to his face! To his actual face, the captain, do you understand that *this face* [pointing to Captain Dickson's angry face]
Jenko: right here! You bragged to that face!
Jenko: [to Captain Dickson]You actually high-fived Schmidt for fucking your daughter? Holy Shit! Oh my God, this is...
Captain Dickson: [picks pistol up and places it back on the desk, with the barrel facing Jenko]
Jenko: [composing himself]It's really not that funny.
Captain Dickson: & pretend there's not a big-ass elephant in the room.
Jenko: [confused]What the fuck is going on?
Captain Dickson: [turns picture frame on desk around, revealing a photo of Maya]*This* is what the fuck is going on!
Jenko: [looks at the picture confused, looks at Schmidt, then back at the picture as he realizes]OH SHIT! Oh Shit! [laughs hysterically at Schmidt]
Jenko: Oh shit! No! That is not happening right now! [exits office]
Jenko: No! [to coworkers, exchanging high fives]
Jenko: Hey ya'll he's fucking the captain's daughter! Yo! Oh my FUCK!
Captain Dickson: [as Jenko is laughing outside office, to Schmidt]Every time, he says that shit? That's another foot in your ass!
Jenko: [outside office]Schmidt! You clearly... yo, this is the best thing ever! [laughing]
Jenko: Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter! [sing-song]
Jenko: Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter! Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter!
Jenko: [re-enters office]Shit! Fuck! [to Schmidt]
Jenko: You fucked Captain Dickson's daughter? Captain? What the fuck, you bragged to him to his face! To his actual face, the captain, do you understand that *this face* [pointing to Captain Dickson's angry face]
Jenko: right here! You bragged to that face!
Jenko: [to Captain Dickson]You actually high-fived Schmidt for fucking your daughter? Holy Shit! Oh my God, this is...
Captain Dickson: [picks pistol up and places it back on the desk, with the barrel facing Jenko]
Jenko: [composing himself]It's really not that funny.
Movie: 22 Jump Street
