40 Days and 40 Nights Quotes
Chris: If you want to get laid you take a chick to a fancy restaurant, but if you really like her you take her to your secret place.
Movie: 40 Days and 40 Nights
Jerry Anderson: I've jerked off three times since lunch and I've still got this ****ing hard-on.
Movie: 40 Days and 40 Nights
Matt: Have you ever noticed a crack in my ceiling?
Ryan: Dude, you're action packed with issues.
Ryan: Dude, you're action packed with issues.
Movie: 40 Days and 40 Nights