Aladdin Quotes
Aladdin: [picking up the lamp] This is it? This is what we came all the way down here to...
[sees Abu taking a ruby]
Aladdin: Abu! No!
Cave of Wonders: Infidels!
Abu the Monkey: Uh, oh.
Cave of Wonders: You have touched the forbidden treasure! Now. Now you will never again see the light of day!
[sees Abu taking a ruby]
Aladdin: Abu! No!
Cave of Wonders: Infidels!
Abu the Monkey: Uh, oh.
Cave of Wonders: You have touched the forbidden treasure! Now. Now you will never again see the light of day!
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Prince Achmed: You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you.
Aladdin: I'm not worthless! And I don't have fleas!
[Aladdin scratches his head]
Aladdin: I'm not worthless! And I don't have fleas!
[Aladdin scratches his head]
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Aladdin: [singing] Let's not be too hasty!
Heavyset Harlem: [scoops Aladdin up in her arms and sings] Still I think he's rather tasty!
Heavyset Harlem: [scoops Aladdin up in her arms and sings] Still I think he's rather tasty!
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Aladdin: [singing] Riffraff. Street Rat. I don't buy that! If only they'd look closer... Would they see a poor boy? No sir-ee! They'd find out there's so much more to me!
Aladdin: [sighs, no longer singing] Someday, Abu, things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all.
Aladdin: [sighs, no longer singing] Someday, Abu, things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all.
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Aladdin: Surely the sultan can have one of two reasons for not wanting anyone to see his daughter. Either she's so ugly he's ashamed of her, or she's so beautiful he wants to keep her beauty all to himself.
[pauses]
Aladdin: Just as he does his gold. I've got to find out which it is!
[pauses]
Aladdin: Just as he does his gold. I've got to find out which it is!
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[Jasmine, Genie, and Aladdin are about to blow something up]
Jasmine: It's showtime.
Genie: [appears with box of popcorn] It is? I love a good show! What are we gonna see?
Aladdin: Genie, she means light the fuse.
Jasmine: It's showtime.
Genie: [appears with box of popcorn] It is? I love a good show! What are we gonna see?
Aladdin: Genie, she means light the fuse.
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[as a female tour guide]
Genie: Thank you for choosing "Magic Carpet" for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you. Goodbye, now. Goodbye. Goodbye, thank you. Goodbye.
[back to normal]
Genie: Well, how about *that*, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?
Aladdin: Oh, you sure showed me. Now about my three wishes...
Genie: Dost mine ears deceive me? "Three?" You are down by one, boy!
Aladdin: Ah, no, I never actually wished to get out of the cave. Heh. You did that on your own.
[the Genie's mouth drops]
Genie: Oh. Well I feel sheepish.
[turns into a sheep]
Genie: All right, you baaaaaad boy. But no more freebies.
Genie: Thank you for choosing "Magic Carpet" for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you. Goodbye, now. Goodbye. Goodbye, thank you. Goodbye.
[back to normal]
Genie: Well, how about *that*, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?
Aladdin: Oh, you sure showed me. Now about my three wishes...
Genie: Dost mine ears deceive me? "Three?" You are down by one, boy!
Aladdin: Ah, no, I never actually wished to get out of the cave. Heh. You did that on your own.
[the Genie's mouth drops]
Genie: Oh. Well I feel sheepish.
[turns into a sheep]
Genie: All right, you baaaaaad boy. But no more freebies.
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Princess Jasmine: Father, I choose Prince Ali!
Jafar: Prince Ali left!
[shows Aladdin standing in the doorway to the balcony]
Aladdin: Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar!
Princess Jasmine: Prince Ali!
Iago: How in the he- Uh, awk!
Jafar: Prince Ali left!
[shows Aladdin standing in the doorway to the balcony]
Aladdin: Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar!
Princess Jasmine: Prince Ali!
Iago: How in the he- Uh, awk!
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Aladdin: Genie, I wish for your freedom.
Genie: One bona fide prince pedigree coming up. I - what?
Aladdin: [He holds the lamp up to Genie] Genie, you're free!
Genie: One bona fide prince pedigree coming up. I - what?
Aladdin: [He holds the lamp up to Genie] Genie, you're free!
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Aladdin: Wait-wait a minute. I'm your master?
Genie: [gives Aladdin a mortar cap and diploma] That's right! He can be taught!
Genie: [gives Aladdin a mortar cap and diploma] That's right! He can be taught!
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Aladdin: [picking up the lamp] This is it? This is what we came all the way down here to...
[sees Abu taking a ruby]
Aladdin: Abu! No!
Cave of Wonders: Infidels!
Abu the Monkey: Uh, oh.
Cave of Wonders: You have touched the forbidden treasure! Now, now you will never again see the light of day!
[sees Abu taking a ruby]
Aladdin: Abu! No!
Cave of Wonders: Infidels!
Abu the Monkey: Uh, oh.
Cave of Wonders: You have touched the forbidden treasure! Now, now you will never again see the light of day!
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Genie: Enough about you, Casanova. Talk about her.
Aladdin: Huh?
Genie: She's smart, fun. The hair, the eyes. Anything. Pick a feature.
Aladdin: Huh?
Genie: She's smart, fun. The hair, the eyes. Anything. Pick a feature.
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Aladdin: Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?
Jafar: A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how sss-snake-like I can be.
[he changes into one, and his voice changes with it, too]
Jafar: A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how sss-snake-like I can be.
[he changes into one, and his voice changes with it, too]
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Genie: No matter what anyone else says, you'll always be a prince to me.
Sultan: That's right. You've certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned. It's the law that's the problem.
Princess Jasmine: Father?
Sultan: Well, am I sultan, or am I sultan? From this day forth, the princess shall marry whomever she deems worthy!
Princess Jasmine: Him! I choose... I choose you, Aladdin.
Aladdin: Call me Al.
Sultan: That's right. You've certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned. It's the law that's the problem.
Princess Jasmine: Father?
Sultan: Well, am I sultan, or am I sultan? From this day forth, the princess shall marry whomever she deems worthy!
Princess Jasmine: Him! I choose... I choose you, Aladdin.
Aladdin: Call me Al.
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[Jasmine, Genie, and Aladdin are about to blow something up]
Jasmine: It's showtime.
Genie: [appears with box of popcorn] It is? I love a good show! What are we gonna see?
Aladdin: Genie, she means light the fuse.
Jasmine: It's showtime.
Genie: [appears with box of popcorn] It is? I love a good show! What are we gonna see?
Aladdin: Genie, she means light the fuse.
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Aladdin: Surely the sultan can have one of two reasons for not wanting anyone to see his daughter. Either she's so ugly he's ashamed of her, or she's so beautiful he wants to keep her beauty all to himself.
[pauses]
Aladdin: Just as he does his gold. I've got to find out which it is!
[pauses]
Aladdin: Just as he does his gold. I've got to find out which it is!
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Sultan: Prince Ali Ababwa! Of course! I'm delighted to meet you.
[he shakes Aladdin's hand]
Sultan: This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He's delighted, too.
Jafar: [*very* dryly] Ecstatic.
[he shakes Aladdin's hand]
Sultan: This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He's delighted, too.
Jafar: [*very* dryly] Ecstatic.
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Aladdin: You're a prisoner?
Genie: It's all part and parcel, the whole genie gig:
[grows to a gigantic size]
Genie: PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!
[shrinks down inside the lamp]
Genie: Itty-bitty living space!
Genie: It's all part and parcel, the whole genie gig:
[grows to a gigantic size]
Genie: PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!
[shrinks down inside the lamp]
Genie: Itty-bitty living space!
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Aladdin: Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?
Jafar: A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how sss-snake-like I can be.
[he changes into one, and his voice changes with it, too]
Jafar: A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how sss-snake-like I can be.
[he changes into one, and his voice changes with it, too]
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Aladdin: A *test*? People could've been hurt!
Mozenrath: And your point would be...?
Mozenrath: And your point would be...?
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Jafar: Patience, Iago, patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
Iago: Oh, there's a big surprise. That's an incredible... I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die, from that surprise.
Iago: Oh, there's a big surprise. That's an incredible... I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die, from that surprise.
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Aladdin: Provisos? You mean limitations? On wishes? Some all-powerful Genie. Can't even bring people back from the dead. I don't know, Abu. He probably can't even get us out of this cave. Looks like we're gonna have to find a way out of here.
Genie: Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden you're walking out on me? I don't think so, not right now. You're getting your wishes, so sit down!
Genie: Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden you're walking out on me? I don't think so, not right now. You're getting your wishes, so sit down!
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Genie: [as tailor] First, that fez-and-vest combo is much too third-century. These patches. What are we trying to say? Beggar? No. Work with me here.
[after taking measurements, turns Aladdin's rags into fine clothes]
Genie: Ooh, I like it! Muy macho!
[after taking measurements, turns Aladdin's rags into fine clothes]
Genie: Ooh, I like it! Muy macho!
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Genie: I'm free. I'm free. Quick. Quick, wish for something outrageous. Say, I-I want the Nile. Wish for the Nile. Try that.
Aladdin: Uh, I wish for the Nile.
Genie: No way!
[laughs]
Genie: Oh, does that feels good!
Aladdin: Uh, I wish for the Nile.
Genie: No way!
[laughs]
Genie: Oh, does that feels good!
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Jafar: Just where did you say you were from?
Aladdin: Oh, uh-uh, much farther than you've traveled, I'm sure.
Jafar: Try me.
Aladdin: Oh, uh-uh, much farther than you've traveled, I'm sure.
Jafar: Try me.
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Aladdin: [talking about the 40 thieves] Well, they have no where to go. We got 'em trapped.
Iago: WE? They are 40 thieves! We are you, a rug, a monkey and me. Wait, don't count me.
Iago: WE? They are 40 thieves! We are you, a rug, a monkey and me. Wait, don't count me.
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[Aladdin has asked the Genie for a distraction, so he flies in the turtle's face and begins punching it to no effect]
Genie: [as a wrestler] Aaaargh! Boom! Another big blow to the head...
[head butts it]
Genie: BOOM!
Genie: [as a wrestling commentator] Oh, no, he's got him in the half-nelson! Now he's got him in the full-nelson! Oh, no, the dreaded Ozzie Nelson!
Genie: [as Ozzie Nelson] Rick? Boys? Maybe you wanna come over here and see what's happening?
Genie: [Commentator again, floats inside the turtle as he talks] He's comin' in quick! Oh, no, he's up! He's down! And he's actually inside the turtle! We'll be right back after a breif message.
[Tutle closes it's mouth on him]
Genie: [From inside] Tickle, tickle, tickle!
[Tutle's pupils shrink and it roars]
Genie: [as a wrestler] Aaaargh! Boom! Another big blow to the head...
[head butts it]
Genie: BOOM!
Genie: [as a wrestling commentator] Oh, no, he's got him in the half-nelson! Now he's got him in the full-nelson! Oh, no, the dreaded Ozzie Nelson!
Genie: [as Ozzie Nelson] Rick? Boys? Maybe you wanna come over here and see what's happening?
Genie: [Commentator again, floats inside the turtle as he talks] He's comin' in quick! Oh, no, he's up! He's down! And he's actually inside the turtle! We'll be right back after a breif message.
[Tutle closes it's mouth on him]
Genie: [From inside] Tickle, tickle, tickle!
[Tutle's pupils shrink and it roars]
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