Aladdin Quote
Genie: Limitations?
Princess Jasmine: Uh, Rule #1: I can't kill anybody.
[Slices his own head off with his finger and catches it in his hand]
Princess Jasmine: So don't ask. Rule #2:
[Puts his head back on his shoulders]
Princess Jasmine: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else.
[Kisses Aladdin with really big lips]
Princess Jasmine: You little put'em there.
[Lays flat on his back]
Princess Jasmine: Rule #3:
[Rises looking like a zombie, with raspy voice]
Princess Jasmine: I can't bring people back from the dead... it's not a pretty picture,
[Shakes Aladdin]
Princess Jasmine: and I don't like doing it!
[Reverts to normal]
Princess Jasmine: And other than that... you got it!
Princess Jasmine: Uh, Rule #1: I can't kill anybody.
[Slices his own head off with his finger and catches it in his hand]
Princess Jasmine: So don't ask. Rule #2:
[Puts his head back on his shoulders]
Princess Jasmine: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else.
[Kisses Aladdin with really big lips]
Princess Jasmine: You little put'em there.
[Lays flat on his back]
Princess Jasmine: Rule #3:
[Rises looking like a zombie, with raspy voice]
Princess Jasmine: I can't bring people back from the dead... it's not a pretty picture,
[Shakes Aladdin]
Princess Jasmine: and I don't like doing it!
[Reverts to normal]
Princess Jasmine: And other than that... you got it!
TV Show: Aladdin
