All Grown Up! Quotes
Grandpa Boris: Don't touch me! I can walk fine! You didn't dilate my legs, did you?
Doctor: Now, Mr. Krepotkin, the best thing is to rest your eyes while they're dilated like this. Maybe you should take a nice, long nap.
Grandpa Boris: (facing a lamp) You take a nap! I'm not blind!
Doctor: Now, Mr. Krepotkin, the best thing is to rest your eyes while they're dilated like this. Maybe you should take a nice, long nap.
Grandpa Boris: (facing a lamp) You take a nap! I'm not blind!
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Dil: You know, we could still go.
Tommy: How?
Dil: He can't see. We'll park him somewhere, and tell him he's at the...senior center.
Tommy: Dil, if mom and dad found out, we'd be toast! Actually, we'd be lucky to be toast. We'd be the bird stuff that we scrape off the toast.
Dil: Bro'! They won't find out. As soon as we're there, we'll hit Whiplash Gorge — in and out thirty minutes.
Tommy: Oh, I don't know.
Dil: Technically, they didn't say we couldn't go to Slosh Mountain. They said we had to pick up grandpa. Who says we can't do both?
Tommy: It would be a shame to waste the tickets.
Dil: Now you're talkin', T'! And just think of poor grandpa, stuck in that stuffy house all day with his broken eyes.
Tommy: How?
Dil: He can't see. We'll park him somewhere, and tell him he's at the...senior center.
Tommy: Dil, if mom and dad found out, we'd be toast! Actually, we'd be lucky to be toast. We'd be the bird stuff that we scrape off the toast.
Dil: Bro'! They won't find out. As soon as we're there, we'll hit Whiplash Gorge — in and out thirty minutes.
Tommy: Oh, I don't know.
Dil: Technically, they didn't say we couldn't go to Slosh Mountain. They said we had to pick up grandpa. Who says we can't do both?
Tommy: It would be a shame to waste the tickets.
Dil: Now you're talkin', T'! And just think of poor grandpa, stuck in that stuffy house all day with his broken eyes.
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Dil: Well, here we are, grandpa. Good ol' senior center.
Grandpa Boris: Why did you bring me here? I hate this place!
Tommy: You love the senior center. All your friends are here!
Grandpa Boris: What friends?! Harry? All he talks about are his golf stones. Ira, that guy owes me ten bucks! Anyway, are you sure this is the senior center? It doesn't sound like it, (sniffs) or smell like it.
Tommy: Well, uh, that's because it's Deep-fried Chocolate Bar Tuesday!
Grandpa Boris: Why did you bring me here? I hate this place!
Tommy: You love the senior center. All your friends are here!
Grandpa Boris: What friends?! Harry? All he talks about are his golf stones. Ira, that guy owes me ten bucks! Anyway, are you sure this is the senior center? It doesn't sound like it, (sniffs) or smell like it.
Tommy: Well, uh, that's because it's Deep-fried Chocolate Bar Tuesday!
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Lil: This is it! Whiplash Gorge: the only ride in the world with its own hospital!
[Lil, Chuckie, Phil, and Kimi watch as an ambulence pulls up carrying a man in his bathing suit with a bandaged head and a balloon.]
Phil: They're stuff of dreams.
Chuckie: Bad dreams.
Kimi: (looking at Whiplash Gorge) You'd have to be crazy to go on this thing. (changes tone from worry to excitement) Who's first?!
Kid on Whiplash Gorge: Heellppp meeeeeee!
[Lil, Chuckie, Phil, and Kimi watch as an ambulence pulls up carrying a man in his bathing suit with a bandaged head and a balloon.]
Phil: They're stuff of dreams.
Chuckie: Bad dreams.
Kimi: (looking at Whiplash Gorge) You'd have to be crazy to go on this thing. (changes tone from worry to excitement) Who's first?!
Kid on Whiplash Gorge: Heellppp meeeeeee!
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Tommy: Just you know, if we never find him, this is all on you!
Dil: I think we're looking at this the wrong way. Maybe grandpas are like chickens! Some prefer the comfort and security of the hen-house, while others want to roam on the free range!
Tommy: (exasperated) Do you even believe half the stuff that comes out of your mouth?
Dil: I think we're looking at this the wrong way. Maybe grandpas are like chickens! Some prefer the comfort and security of the hen-house, while others want to roam on the free range!
Tommy: (exasperated) Do you even believe half the stuff that comes out of your mouth?
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Dil: How is it my fault? You listened to a guy wearing a bathing suit and a ski cap — how smart was that?
Tommy: You — you used your hocus-pocus mind control junk on me!
Dil: I didn't do that! Besides, everyone knows it doesn't work around water.
Tommy: You — you used your hocus-pocus mind control junk on me!
Dil: I didn't do that! Besides, everyone knows it doesn't work around water.
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Kimi: (on walkie-talkie) Team Leader Alpha to Team Leader Delta. Report. Over.
Lil: This is Team Leader Delta. Over.
Kimi: Lil, what happened to Phil?
Lil: I relieved him of command. He was being an idiot.
Lil: This is Team Leader Delta. Over.
Kimi: Lil, what happened to Phil?
Lil: I relieved him of command. He was being an idiot.
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Security chief: All right, you know why you're here. Don't steal, et cetera. Just watch this video about pool rules and you can go.
Tommy: (raises his hand) Sir, we can explain.
Security chief: Please don't.
Tommy: (raises his hand) Sir, we can explain.
Security chief: Please don't.
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[Grandpa Boris cuts the line for Whiplash Gorge.]
Grandpa Boris: Oh, stuff it. I'm a senior citizen, I can do whatever I want.
Grandpa Boris: Oh, stuff it. I'm a senior citizen, I can do whatever I want.
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Grandpa Boris: (to security guard) You're not sending me back until I've gone on Whiplash Gorge!
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Grandpa Boris: ...It's just — well, when you're old, people don't let you have fun so much anymore. I guess I got a little carried away!
Tommy: You know, they don't always let you have fun as a kid either.
Grandpa Boris: Um...maybe we keep this little adventure between us, heh?
[Chuckie rotates Kimi's dress.]
Chuckie: Deal.
Dil: Now, that was mind control.
Tommy: Hmm, I thought it didn't work around water.
Dil: Oh, it does.
[Tommy gives him a look, because it was contrary to what Dil said earlier.]
Dil: What? I can't tell you everything.
Tommy: You know, they don't always let you have fun as a kid either.
Grandpa Boris: Um...maybe we keep this little adventure between us, heh?
[Chuckie rotates Kimi's dress.]
Chuckie: Deal.
Dil: Now, that was mind control.
Tommy: Hmm, I thought it didn't work around water.
Dil: Oh, it does.
[Tommy gives him a look, because it was contrary to what Dil said earlier.]
Dil: What? I can't tell you everything.
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Didi: Hey you guys, how was the optometrist?
Tommy: Oh, piece of cake!
Dil: In and out in thirty minutes.
Grandpa Boris: No big surprises.
Didi: Well, we have a surprise for you boys. We felt really awful about making you miss your trip, so...
Stu: ...We got you season passes to Slosh Mountain!
Tommy: For real?!
Dil: Whoah!
Didi: Look at you two, acting like responsible adults. I'm so proud. Tommy, Dil, how'd you boys get sunburned? And Dad, why do you smell like chlorine?
Tommy: Oh, piece of cake!
Dil: In and out in thirty minutes.
Grandpa Boris: No big surprises.
Didi: Well, we have a surprise for you boys. We felt really awful about making you miss your trip, so...
Stu: ...We got you season passes to Slosh Mountain!
Tommy: For real?!
Dil: Whoah!
Didi: Look at you two, acting like responsible adults. I'm so proud. Tommy, Dil, how'd you boys get sunburned? And Dad, why do you smell like chlorine?
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Phil: I see something in your eyes, dude. Something I've never seen there before.
Chuckie: I call it amptitude, my man.
Phil: No, it's called eye crust. Don't you wash your face in the morning?
Chuckie: I call it amptitude, my man.
Phil: No, it's called eye crust. Don't you wash your face in the morning?
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Chuckie: So there wasn't any curse of Reptar after all. Well, what do you know about that. Well, good night.
Tommy: That's it? After scaring everyone half to death, that's it?
Tommy: That's it? After scaring everyone half to death, that's it?
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Lil: So, why'd you even come, Angelica?
Angelica: Are you kidding? Don't you know it's always the gorgous girl with the naturally bouncy hair who stays behind in the house, and never makes it to the end of the movie? I'd be a goner.
Angelica: Are you kidding? Don't you know it's always the gorgous girl with the naturally bouncy hair who stays behind in the house, and never makes it to the end of the movie? I'd be a goner.
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Dil: You still think we'll get the pool, T? 'Cause I was thinking of expanding my sanctuary and calling it "Habitat for Manitee."
Tommy: Pool, yes. Marine mammals, no.
Tommy: Pool, yes. Marine mammals, no.
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Tommy: We found our old Reptar toy in the backyard and tossed him out. Now, Chuckie thinks that Reptar's mad at us.
Angelica: That is, like, the lamest thing I've ever heard.
Angelica: That is, like, the lamest thing I've ever heard.
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Stu: We're going to get you boys something every kid dreams of having.
Angelica: A home in Aspen?
Dil: A six week course in Portuguese?
Chuckie: Respect?
Angelica: A home in Aspen?
Dil: A six week course in Portuguese?
Chuckie: Respect?
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Angelica: This puts me on Tommy's side, which is a first I'm not particularly proud of.
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Angelica: You preteens are lucky your parents are smart enough to have someone my age around to figure these things out.
Phil: You know, she's right.
Lil: That may be the scariest thought all night.
Phil: You know, she's right.
Lil: That may be the scariest thought all night.
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Betty: How 'bout we squeeze in some "Lil time" tomorrow. After practice, we can have a girls night out.
Lil: We're not shopping for bras, are we?
Betty: That's your father's department.
Lil: We're not shopping for bras, are we?
Betty: That's your father's department.
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Lil: Everything around here is always soccer, soccer, soccer.
Phil: Dad, can you put on the Soccer Channel?
Phil: Dad, can you put on the Soccer Channel?
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Football Coach: (Blows whistle) You expect to be on junior junior varsity with no upper-body strength? (Blows whistle)
Angelica: You're the coach! Why don't you show me how it's done?! Put your money where your big, fat mouth is!
Football Coach: That's some squawk box you got on you, Pickles. Any chance you'd be interested in a student coaching position?
Angelica: You're the coach! Why don't you show me how it's done?! Put your money where your big, fat mouth is!
Football Coach: That's some squawk box you got on you, Pickles. Any chance you'd be interested in a student coaching position?
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Angelica: That's it! Sports - it's a guy magnet. I just need a sport.
Susie: Your'e forgetting one itsy-bitsy detail; you have no athletic ability whatsoever.
Angelica: Yeah, but that sure doesn't stop Phil.
Susie: Your'e forgetting one itsy-bitsy detail; you have no athletic ability whatsoever.
Angelica: Yeah, but that sure doesn't stop Phil.
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Pangborn: (To soccer team) And just because we've lost every single game... ever... doesn't mean that today we can't lose by a little bit less.
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Pangborn: (To soccer team) Time to work on penalty shots, people! (Softly) 'Cause heaven knows you need it.
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Angelica: (About Harold) That skunk! All that hard work, and he's the one who gets to go to Paris, France.
Tommy: You mean Paris, Texas. The finals are in Texas.
Angelica: Texas? You mean I risked my life for a trip to America's dust bowl?!
Tommy: You mean Paris, Texas. The finals are in Texas.
Angelica: Texas? You mean I risked my life for a trip to America's dust bowl?!
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Phil: This much money just to crash a car?
Chuckie: I'm out. Or was I already out? I forget.
Chuckie: I'm out. Or was I already out? I forget.
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