American Desi Quotes
Krishna: Hi, buy me a pizza?
Nina: Excuse me?
Krishna: Buy me a pizza.
Nina: Buy you a pizza?
Krishna: Yeah I'm really hungry and I'm totally tapped out of cash and I know this great pizza place around the corner. And I was wondering if you'd buy me a pizza?
Nina: No are you crazy, I'm not gonna buy you a pizza. I don't know if you know how this works but you're the one buying me a pizza.
Krishna: Okay.
Nina: Okay what?
Krishna: Okay I'll buy you a pizza, all you had to do was ask.
Nina: Wait a minute, you just said that you were tapped out of cash.
Krishna: I am, but it's not everyday that beautiful girl, like yourself, asks a guy like me out to pizza. Trust me, I'll find a away to scrap up the money.
Nina: Cute. Very cute. I never heard a pickup line that devious before. I may have to try it myself sometime.
Nina: Excuse me?
Krishna: Buy me a pizza.
Nina: Buy you a pizza?
Krishna: Yeah I'm really hungry and I'm totally tapped out of cash and I know this great pizza place around the corner. And I was wondering if you'd buy me a pizza?
Nina: No are you crazy, I'm not gonna buy you a pizza. I don't know if you know how this works but you're the one buying me a pizza.
Krishna: Okay.
Nina: Okay what?
Krishna: Okay I'll buy you a pizza, all you had to do was ask.
Nina: Wait a minute, you just said that you were tapped out of cash.
Krishna: I am, but it's not everyday that beautiful girl, like yourself, asks a guy like me out to pizza. Trust me, I'll find a away to scrap up the money.
Nina: Cute. Very cute. I never heard a pickup line that devious before. I may have to try it myself sometime.
Movie: American Desi
Salim: All right, who's hungry? My mummy made some fantastic Chicken Tikka Masala. [Opens container in front of Krishna's face]
Krishna: Oh god! Get that **** out of my face!
Krishna: Oh god! Get that **** out of my face!
Movie: American Desi
Jagjit: [dancing] ho! ho! ho!
Girl at party: Hey man, WHO ARE YOU CALLING A HO?
Girl at party: Hey man, WHO ARE YOU CALLING A HO?
Movie: American Desi
Jagjit: What man? What'll be all right? That I have to spend the rest of my life designing buildings in a job that I hate? You call that ALL RIGHT? I don't know why I bothered man. I knew he was gonna find out eventually and he never understands! I don't wanna see this stuff, anymore!
Movie: American Desi
Krishna: They've decided to try this new policy by housing people by major. It's kinda like when we were in kindergarten. [Picks up a picture and tosses it at Eric]
Krishna: Remember that, eh? When they grouped us by animals? You're gonna sit at the giraffe table, and-and you're gonna sit at the kangaroo table... Ever notice how every dumb kid always sat at the otter table? Every dumb ass I ever met always say at the otter table. I think they were trying to be nice by not calling them dumb to their face, you know?
Eric: Hey! I sat at the otter table!
Krishna: Remember that, eh? When they grouped us by animals? You're gonna sit at the giraffe table, and-and you're gonna sit at the kangaroo table... Ever notice how every dumb kid always sat at the otter table? Every dumb ass I ever met always say at the otter table. I think they were trying to be nice by not calling them dumb to their face, you know?
Eric: Hey! I sat at the otter table!
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[Rakesh talks in Hindi to Krishna]
Krishna: What?
Chandu and Hemant: He said nice titties! Boing!
Krishna: What?
Chandu and Hemant: He said nice titties! Boing!
Movie: American Desi