Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Quotes

Alana Etheridge: [while contestant carefully deliberates] Can you just pick an answer, man!

TV Show: Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

contestant's wife: I think he's really smart.
Jeff Foxworthy: Who, Eli Whitney or your husband?

TV Show: Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

Larry the Cable Guy: I know it ain't B, and I know it ain't C, "deltoid" - that's what you take when your breath stinks.

TV Show: Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?