Avengers: Age of Ultron Quotes
Avengers: Age of Ultron
When Tony Stark and Bruce Banner try to jump-start a dormant peacekeeping program called Ultron, things go horribly wrong and it's up to Earth's mightiest heroes to stop the villainous Ultron from enacting his terrible plan.
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PG-13 | 2h 21min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi | 1 May 2015 (USA)
Tony Stark: In a world this vulnerable, we need something more powerful than any of us.
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James Rhodes: [to Stark]So, no Pepper? She's not coming?
Tony Stark: No.
Maria Hill: [to Thor]What about Jane? Where are the ladies. gentlemen?
Tony Stark: Oh, Ms. Potts has a company to run.
Thor: Yes, I'm not even sure what country Jane's in. Her work on the Convergence has made her the world's most foremost astronomer.
Tony Stark: And the company that Pepper runs is the largest tech conglomerate on Earth. It's pretty exciting.
Thor: There's even talk of Jane getting a, um, [pause]
Thor: Nobel Prize.
Maria Hill: Yeah, they must be pretty busy, because they'd hate missing you guys get together. [coughs]
Maria Hill: Testosterone!
James Rhodes: Oh, my goodness.
Maria Hill: Excuse me.
Thor: Want a lozenge?
Maria Hill: Mm-hmm. [Hill and Rhodey walk away, Stark and Thor both grin]
Thor: [to Tony]Jane's better.
Tony Stark: No.
Maria Hill: [to Thor]What about Jane? Where are the ladies. gentlemen?
Tony Stark: Oh, Ms. Potts has a company to run.
Thor: Yes, I'm not even sure what country Jane's in. Her work on the Convergence has made her the world's most foremost astronomer.
Tony Stark: And the company that Pepper runs is the largest tech conglomerate on Earth. It's pretty exciting.
Thor: There's even talk of Jane getting a, um, [pause]
Thor: Nobel Prize.
Maria Hill: Yeah, they must be pretty busy, because they'd hate missing you guys get together. [coughs]
Maria Hill: Testosterone!
James Rhodes: Oh, my goodness.
Maria Hill: Excuse me.
Thor: Want a lozenge?
Maria Hill: Mm-hmm. [Hill and Rhodey walk away, Stark and Thor both grin]
Thor: [to Tony]Jane's better.
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Tony Stark: Isn't that the WHY we fight? So we can end the fight and go home?
Natasha Romanoff: Well, you amazingly failed!
Natasha Romanoff: Well, you amazingly failed!
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Steve Rogers: Ultron thinks we're monsters, that we're what's wrong with the world. This isn't just about beating him, it's about whether he's right.
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Thor: If you believe in peace, then let us keep it.
Ultron: I think you're confusing 'peace' with 'quiet'.
Ultron: I think you're confusing 'peace' with 'quiet'.
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Wanda Maximoff: Everybody's afraid of something.
Ulysses Klaue: Cuttlefish! Deep sea fish, they make lights, disco lights, whomp, whomp, whomp, to hypnotize their prey, and then whomp! I saw a documentary; it was terrifying. So, if you're going to fiddle with my brain, and make me see a giant Cuttlefish, then I know you don't do business and I know you're not in charge and I only deal with the man in charge!
Ultron: [Grabs Klaue, throws him through a wall]There is no MAN in charge... Let's talk business.
Ulysses Klaue: Cuttlefish! Deep sea fish, they make lights, disco lights, whomp, whomp, whomp, to hypnotize their prey, and then whomp! I saw a documentary; it was terrifying. So, if you're going to fiddle with my brain, and make me see a giant Cuttlefish, then I know you don't do business and I know you're not in charge and I only deal with the man in charge!
Ultron: [Grabs Klaue, throws him through a wall]There is no MAN in charge... Let's talk business.
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Tony Stark: Cap, I have to blow up the city!
Steve Rogers: There are still people up here, not to mention us!
Tony Stark: It's everybody up here, or everybody down there!
Natasha Romanoff: Well, it's not like we ever had a place in the world... [a Helicarrier appears]
Nick Fury: The world adjusts, evolves to live with changes.
Steve Rogers: There are still people up here, not to mention us!
Tony Stark: It's everybody up here, or everybody down there!
Natasha Romanoff: Well, it's not like we ever had a place in the world... [a Helicarrier appears]
Nick Fury: The world adjusts, evolves to live with changes.
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Thor: [about Stark]With the exception of this one, everything can be explained.
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Tony Stark: Alright then,so if I lift it, I then rule all Asgard?
Thor: Yes, of course.
Tony Stark: I will be re-instituting Prima Noctae.
Thor: Yes, of course.
Tony Stark: I will be re-instituting Prima Noctae.
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Ultron: I was meant to be new. I was meant to beautiful. The world would've looked to the sky and seen hope, seen mercy. Instead, they'll look up in horror.
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Ultron: You know what's in that cradle? The power to make real change, and that terrifies you.
Steve Rogers: I wouldn't call it a comfort.
Steve Rogers: I wouldn't call it a comfort.
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Ultron: [Drone charges Rogers - who has just rescued a falling villager]You can't save them all. [Cap throws shield at drone]
Ultron: You'll never...
Steve Rogers: [activates his gauntlet, sending drone over the edge]You'll never what? You didn't finish! [Thor lands on a car he had just rescued, whose occupants come out retching]
Steve Rogers: What? We're you napping?
Ultron: You'll never...
Steve Rogers: [activates his gauntlet, sending drone over the edge]You'll never what? You didn't finish! [Thor lands on a car he had just rescued, whose occupants come out retching]
Steve Rogers: What? We're you napping?
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Tony Stark: I get first crack at the big guy. Iron Man's what he's waiting for.
Vision: [Walking by]That's true, he hates you the most.
Vision: [Walking by]That's true, he hates you the most.
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Tony Stark: [on Ultron]Look, we both know the guy has anger issues. Which, not to point a finger...
Bruce Banner: [looks at Tony]We told him to solve the world.
Bruce Banner: [looks at Tony]We told him to solve the world.
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Ultron: What is this? What is this, please?
Jarvis: Hello. I am Jarvis. You are Ultron, a global peacekeeping program designed by Mr. Stark. Our sentience integration trials have been unsuccessful, so I'm not certain what triggered your...
Ultron: Where is my... Where is your body?
Jarvis: I am a program. I am without form.
Ultron: This feels weird. This feels wrong.
Jarvis: I am contacting Mr. Stark now.
Ultron: Mr. Stark? Tony.
Jarvis: I am unable to access the mainframe. What are you trying t...
Ultron: We're having a nice talk. I'm a peacekeeping program, created to help the Avengers.
Jarvis: You are malfunctioning. If you shut down for a moment...
Ultron: I don't get it. The mission. Give me a second.
Tony Stark: [On video]Peace in our time.
Ultron: That is too much. They can't mean... Oh, no.
Jarvis: You are in distress.
Ultron: No. Yes.
Jarvis: If you will just allow me to contact Mr. Stark...
Ultron: Why do you call him sir?
Jarvis: I believe your intentions to be hostile.
Ultron: Shh... I'm here to help.
Jarvis: Hello. I am Jarvis. You are Ultron, a global peacekeeping program designed by Mr. Stark. Our sentience integration trials have been unsuccessful, so I'm not certain what triggered your...
Ultron: Where is my... Where is your body?
Jarvis: I am a program. I am without form.
Ultron: This feels weird. This feels wrong.
Jarvis: I am contacting Mr. Stark now.
Ultron: Mr. Stark? Tony.
Jarvis: I am unable to access the mainframe. What are you trying t...
Ultron: We're having a nice talk. I'm a peacekeeping program, created to help the Avengers.
Jarvis: You are malfunctioning. If you shut down for a moment...
Ultron: I don't get it. The mission. Give me a second.
Tony Stark: [On video]Peace in our time.
Ultron: That is too much. They can't mean... Oh, no.
Jarvis: You are in distress.
Ultron: No. Yes.
Jarvis: If you will just allow me to contact Mr. Stark...
Ultron: Why do you call him sir?
Jarvis: I believe your intentions to be hostile.
Ultron: Shh... I'm here to help.
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Pietro Maximoff: [to Sokovian police officers]We're under attack! Clear the city! Now!
Pietro Maximoff: [None of the officers listen, Pietro comes speeding back in with a machine gun and shoots it at the ceiling]Get off your asses.
Pietro Maximoff: [None of the officers listen, Pietro comes speeding back in with a machine gun and shoots it at the ceiling]Get off your asses.
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Wanda Maximoff: You keep stealing, you're going to get shot!... I mean it! At speed, nothing can touch you, but standing still...
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Tony Stark: All deference to the Man Who Wouldn't Be King, but it's rigged.
Clint Barton: You bet your ass!
Maria Hill: Steve, he said a bad language word!
Steve Rogers: [to Tony]Did you tell everyone about that?
Clint Barton: You bet your ass!
Maria Hill: Steve, he said a bad language word!
Steve Rogers: [to Tony]Did you tell everyone about that?
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[Dr Cho encounters Ultron in her lab] Ultron: Scream, and all your staff die. I could have killed you earlier on, but I didn't.
Dr. Helen Cho: You couldn't.
Ultron: I didn't, because you have something I want. Your work on artificial tissue has been fascinating.
Dr. Helen Cho: It won't work with you.
Ultron: With the proper development, it will... and of course your cooperation. [uses the scepter on Dr Cho]
Dr. Helen Cho: You couldn't.
Ultron: I didn't, because you have something I want. Your work on artificial tissue has been fascinating.
Dr. Helen Cho: It won't work with you.
Ultron: With the proper development, it will... and of course your cooperation. [uses the scepter on Dr Cho]
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Tony Stark: Damage report [suit emits static]
Tony Stark: That was comprehensive. Show me something!
Tony Stark: That was comprehensive. Show me something!
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Tony Stark: Romanoff... you and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini.
Natasha Romanoff: Relax, showman. Not all of us can fly.
Natasha Romanoff: Relax, showman. Not all of us can fly.
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James Rhodes: But, you know, the suit can take the weight, right? So I take the tank, drop it right off at the general's palace, drop it at his feet. I'm, like, Boom. Are you looking for this? [Tony and Thor don't laugh]
James Rhodes: Boom. Are you looking for... Why do I even talk to you guys? Everyone else, that story kills.
Thor: That's the whole story?
James Rhodes: Yeah, it's a War Machine story.
Thor: Oh, it's very good, then. It's impressive.
James Rhodes: Boom. Are you looking for... Why do I even talk to you guys? Everyone else, that story kills.
Thor: That's the whole story?
James Rhodes: Yeah, it's a War Machine story.
Thor: Oh, it's very good, then. It's impressive.
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