Avengers: Age of Ultron Quotes
Avengers: Age of Ultron
When Tony Stark and Bruce Banner try to jump-start a dormant peacekeeping program called Ultron, things go horribly wrong and it's up to Earth's mightiest heroes to stop the villainous Ultron from enacting his terrible plan.
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PG-13 | 2h 21min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi | 1 May 2015 (USA)
Thor: [possessed]The stone draws you all to its brilliance, and you to your end!
Movie: Avengers: Age of Ultron
Fortress Soldier: It's the Avengers. They came in through our western defenses, and some of the troops there panicked.
Strucker: Can we hold them off?
Fortress Soldier: It's the Avengers.
Strucker: Can we hold them off?
Fortress Soldier: It's the Avengers.
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Lila Barton: Did you bring Auntie Nat?
Natasha Romanoff: Why don't you hug her and find out? [Lila rushes towards Natasha who picks her up in her arms]
Steve Rogers: Sorry for barging in on you.
Tony Stark: Yeah, we would have called ahead, but we were busy having no idea that you existed.
Clint Barton: Yeah, well Fury helped me set this up when I joined. He kept it off SHIELD's files, I'd like to keep it that way. I figure it's a good place to lay low.
Laura: Honey. Ah, I missed you.
Natasha Romanoff: [Touching Laura's pregnant stomach]How's little Natasha, huh?
Laura: She's... Nathaniel.
Natasha Romanoff: [Natasha bends towards Laura's stomach]Traitor.
Natasha Romanoff: Why don't you hug her and find out? [Lila rushes towards Natasha who picks her up in her arms]
Steve Rogers: Sorry for barging in on you.
Tony Stark: Yeah, we would have called ahead, but we were busy having no idea that you existed.
Clint Barton: Yeah, well Fury helped me set this up when I joined. He kept it off SHIELD's files, I'd like to keep it that way. I figure it's a good place to lay low.
Laura: Honey. Ah, I missed you.
Natasha Romanoff: [Touching Laura's pregnant stomach]How's little Natasha, huh?
Laura: She's... Nathaniel.
Natasha Romanoff: [Natasha bends towards Laura's stomach]Traitor.
Movie: Avengers: Age of Ultron
Announcer: [the Avengers are in the process of infiltrating a HYDRA base in Sovokia]Report to your stations immediately. This is not a drill. We are under attack. We are under attack.
Tony Stark: [Tony hits the shield around the base]Shit!
Steve Rogers: Language! Jarvis, what's the view from upstairs?
Jarvis: The central building is protected by some kind of energy shield. Strucker's technology is well beyond any other Hydra base we've taken.
Thor: Loki's scepter must be here. Strucker couldn't mount this defense without it. At long last.
Natasha Romanoff: [Natasha knocks out some soldiers]At long last is lasting a little long, boys.
Clint Barton: [as some soldiers shoot at Clint]Yeah. I think we lost the element of surprise.
Tony Stark: Wait a second. No one else is going to deal with the fact that Cap just said language?
Steve Rogers: I know.
Steve Rogers: [Steve throws his bike at some soldiers driving up in their truck]It just slipped out.
Tony Stark: [Tony hits the shield around the base]Shit!
Steve Rogers: Language! Jarvis, what's the view from upstairs?
Jarvis: The central building is protected by some kind of energy shield. Strucker's technology is well beyond any other Hydra base we've taken.
Thor: Loki's scepter must be here. Strucker couldn't mount this defense without it. At long last.
Natasha Romanoff: [Natasha knocks out some soldiers]At long last is lasting a little long, boys.
Clint Barton: [as some soldiers shoot at Clint]Yeah. I think we lost the element of surprise.
Tony Stark: Wait a second. No one else is going to deal with the fact that Cap just said language?
Steve Rogers: I know.
Steve Rogers: [Steve throws his bike at some soldiers driving up in their truck]It just slipped out.
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Tony Stark: Sh*t!
Steve Rogers: Language! [Later]
Tony Stark: Wait a second... No one else is going to deal with the fact that Cap just said, 'Language'? [Later]
Tony Stark: ...and for gosh's sake, watch your language! [Later]
Maria Hill: [referring to Clint saying a**]Steve, he said a bad language word! [Later]
Natasha Romanoff: [to Fury for saying bastard]Steve doesn't like that kind of talk. [Later]
Nick Fury: [to Cap who just called him son of a bitch]Ooh! You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Steve Rogers: Language! [Later]
Tony Stark: Wait a second... No one else is going to deal with the fact that Cap just said, 'Language'? [Later]
Tony Stark: ...and for gosh's sake, watch your language! [Later]
Maria Hill: [referring to Clint saying a**]Steve, he said a bad language word! [Later]
Natasha Romanoff: [to Fury for saying bastard]Steve doesn't like that kind of talk. [Later]
Nick Fury: [to Cap who just called him son of a bitch]Ooh! You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Movie: Avengers: Age of Ultron
Bruce Banner: [looks at Barton's home]I can't have this, any of this. There is no place on Earth I can go where I'm not a monster.
Natasha Romanoff: You know what my final test was in the Red Room? They sterilized me, said it was one less thing to worry about. You think you're the only loner on the team?
Natasha Romanoff: You know what my final test was in the Red Room? They sterilized me, said it was one less thing to worry about. You think you're the only loner on the team?
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James Rhodes: Oh no, I didn't say you could leave. War Machine, comin' at you, right a-...
James Rhodes: [Vision destroys some Ultron Sentries and flies past]Okay, what?
James Rhodes: [Vision destroys some Ultron Sentries and flies past]Okay, what?
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Steve Rogers: [Avengers go through the physical files they have on Strucker]Known associates. Well, Strucker had a lot of friends.
Bruce Banner: Well, these people are all horrible.
Tony Stark: [Banner passes him the photo he was looking at]Wait. I know that guy.
Tony Stark: From back in the day. He operates off the African coast, black market arms.
Tony Stark: [Steve gives him a accusing look]There are conventions, alright? You meet people, I didn't sell him anything. [we see the photo is of a man named Ulysses Klaue]
Tony Stark: He was talking about finding something new, a game changer, it was all very Ahab.
Thor: [Thor points to the scar on the back of Klaue's neck]This.
Tony Stark: Uh, it's a tattoo. I don't think he had it...
Thor: No, those are tattoos, this is a brand.
Bruce Banner: [Banner identifies the brand on Klaue's neck on the computer]Oh, yeah. It's a word in an African dialect meaning thief, in a much less friendly way.
Steve Rogers: What dialect?
Bruce Banner: Wakanada...? Wa... Wa... Wakanda.
Tony Stark: If this guy got out of Wakanda with some of their trade goods...
Steve Rogers: I thought your father said he got the last of it.
Bruce Banner: I don't follow. What comes out of Wakanda?
Tony Stark: [Looking at Steve's shield]The strongest metal in Earth.
Steve Rogers: [to Tony]Where is this guy now?
Bruce Banner: Well, these people are all horrible.
Tony Stark: [Banner passes him the photo he was looking at]Wait. I know that guy.
Tony Stark: From back in the day. He operates off the African coast, black market arms.
Tony Stark: [Steve gives him a accusing look]There are conventions, alright? You meet people, I didn't sell him anything. [we see the photo is of a man named Ulysses Klaue]
Tony Stark: He was talking about finding something new, a game changer, it was all very Ahab.
Thor: [Thor points to the scar on the back of Klaue's neck]This.
Tony Stark: Uh, it's a tattoo. I don't think he had it...
Thor: No, those are tattoos, this is a brand.
Bruce Banner: [Banner identifies the brand on Klaue's neck on the computer]Oh, yeah. It's a word in an African dialect meaning thief, in a much less friendly way.
Steve Rogers: What dialect?
Bruce Banner: Wakanada...? Wa... Wa... Wakanda.
Tony Stark: If this guy got out of Wakanda with some of their trade goods...
Steve Rogers: I thought your father said he got the last of it.
Bruce Banner: I don't follow. What comes out of Wakanda?
Tony Stark: [Looking at Steve's shield]The strongest metal in Earth.
Steve Rogers: [to Tony]Where is this guy now?
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Steve Rogers: The next wave's gonna hit any minute. What have you got, Stark?
Tony Stark: Well, nothing great. Maybe a way to blow up the city. That'll keep it from impacting the surface if you guys can get clear.
Steve Rogers: I asked for a solution, not an escape plan.
Tony Stark: Impact radius is getting bigger every second. We're going to have to make a choice.
Natasha Romanoff: Cap, these people are going nowhere. If Stark finds a way to blow this rock...
Steve Rogers: Not 'til everyone's safe.
Natasha Romanoff: Everyone up here versus everyone down there? There's no math there.
Steve Rogers: I'm not leaving this rock with one civilian on it.
Natasha Romanoff: I didn't say we should leave.
Natasha Romanoff: [Steve turns to look at her]There's worse ways to go. Where else am I gonna get a view like this?
Nick Fury: [Cap and Natasha hear Fury's voice]Glad you like the view, Romanoff. It's about to get better.
Nick Fury: [Helicarrier shows up]Nice, right? I pulled her out of mothballs with a couple of old friends. She's dusty, but she'll do.
Steve Rogers: Fury, you son of a bitch.
Nick Fury: Oooh! You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Maria Hill: Altitude is eighteen thousand and climbing.
Specialist Cameron Klein: Lifeboats secure to deploy. Disengage in three, two... take 'em out.
Pietro Maximoff: [They watch the lifeboats fly in towards Sokovia]This is SHIELD?
Steve Rogers: This is what SHIELD's supposed to be.
Pietro Maximoff: This is not so bad.
Steve Rogers: Let's load 'em up.
Tony Stark: Well, nothing great. Maybe a way to blow up the city. That'll keep it from impacting the surface if you guys can get clear.
Steve Rogers: I asked for a solution, not an escape plan.
Tony Stark: Impact radius is getting bigger every second. We're going to have to make a choice.
Natasha Romanoff: Cap, these people are going nowhere. If Stark finds a way to blow this rock...
Steve Rogers: Not 'til everyone's safe.
Natasha Romanoff: Everyone up here versus everyone down there? There's no math there.
Steve Rogers: I'm not leaving this rock with one civilian on it.
Natasha Romanoff: I didn't say we should leave.
Natasha Romanoff: [Steve turns to look at her]There's worse ways to go. Where else am I gonna get a view like this?
Nick Fury: [Cap and Natasha hear Fury's voice]Glad you like the view, Romanoff. It's about to get better.
Nick Fury: [Helicarrier shows up]Nice, right? I pulled her out of mothballs with a couple of old friends. She's dusty, but she'll do.
Steve Rogers: Fury, you son of a bitch.
Nick Fury: Oooh! You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Maria Hill: Altitude is eighteen thousand and climbing.
Specialist Cameron Klein: Lifeboats secure to deploy. Disengage in three, two... take 'em out.
Pietro Maximoff: [They watch the lifeboats fly in towards Sokovia]This is SHIELD?
Steve Rogers: This is what SHIELD's supposed to be.
Pietro Maximoff: This is not so bad.
Steve Rogers: Let's load 'em up.
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James Rhodes: Well, you guys are definitely off the Pentagon's Christmas list.
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Steve Rogers: Who in their right minds would volunteer for a unproven scientific experiment run by a German scientist?
Movie: Avengers: Age of Ultron
Tony Stark: [Stark enters the barn and walks over to the tractor]Hello, dear. Tell me everything. What ails you?
Nick Fury: [Fury shows up from the other end of the barn]Do me a favor. Try not to bring it to life.
Tony Stark: Ah, Mrs. Barton, you little minx. I get it, Maria Hill called you, right? Was she ever not working for you?
Nick Fury: Artificial intelligence. You never even hesitated.
Tony Stark: Look, it's been a really long day, like, Eugene O'Neill long, so how's about we skip to the part where you're useful?
Nick Fury: Look me in the eye and tell me you're going to shut him down.
Tony Stark: You're not the director of me.
Nick Fury: I'm not the director of anybody. I'm just an old man, who cares very much about you.
Nick Fury: [Fury shows up from the other end of the barn]Do me a favor. Try not to bring it to life.
Tony Stark: Ah, Mrs. Barton, you little minx. I get it, Maria Hill called you, right? Was she ever not working for you?
Nick Fury: Artificial intelligence. You never even hesitated.
Tony Stark: Look, it's been a really long day, like, Eugene O'Neill long, so how's about we skip to the part where you're useful?
Nick Fury: Look me in the eye and tell me you're going to shut him down.
Tony Stark: You're not the director of me.
Nick Fury: I'm not the director of anybody. I'm just an old man, who cares very much about you.
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Tony Stark: I get first crack at the big guy. I'm the one he's waiting for.
Vision: [walking past]That's true. He does hate you the most.
Vision: [walking past]That's true. He does hate you the most.
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[Hulk damages Hulkbuster armor's left arm] Tony Stark: Veronica, Give me a hand!
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[first lines] Strucker: [on PA system]Report to your stations immediately. This is not a drill. We are under attack!
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Ultron: [Referring to Captain America's shield]The most versatile substance on the planet, and they used it to build a Frisbee.
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Tony Stark: You know Ultron is trying to tear us apart, right?
Steve Rogers: Well I guess you'd know. Whether you tell us is a bit of a question.
Tony Stark: Banner and I were doing research.
Steve Rogers: That would affect the team.
Tony Stark: That would end the team. Isn't that the mission? Isn't that the why we fight, so we can end the fight, so we get to go home?
Steve Rogers: Every time someone tries to win a war before it starts, innocent people die. Every time.
Laura: [Laura interrupts them]I'm sorry. Mr. Stark, uh, Clint said you wouldn't mind, but, our tractor, it doesn't seem to want to start at all. I thought maybe you might...
Tony Stark: Yeah, I'll give her a kick.
Tony Stark: [to Steve as he turns to leave; referring to his pile of chopped wood]Don't take from my pile.
Steve Rogers: Well I guess you'd know. Whether you tell us is a bit of a question.
Tony Stark: Banner and I were doing research.
Steve Rogers: That would affect the team.
Tony Stark: That would end the team. Isn't that the mission? Isn't that the why we fight, so we can end the fight, so we get to go home?
Steve Rogers: Every time someone tries to win a war before it starts, innocent people die. Every time.
Laura: [Laura interrupts them]I'm sorry. Mr. Stark, uh, Clint said you wouldn't mind, but, our tractor, it doesn't seem to want to start at all. I thought maybe you might...
Tony Stark: Yeah, I'll give her a kick.
Tony Stark: [to Steve as he turns to leave; referring to his pile of chopped wood]Don't take from my pile.
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Tony Stark: Anybody remember when I carried a nuke through a wormhole?
James Rhodes: No, it's never come up.
Tony Stark: Saved New York?
James Rhodes: Never heard that.
Tony Stark: Recall that? A hostile alien army came charging through a hole in space. We're standing three hundred feet below it. We're the Avengers. We can bust arms dealers all the live long day, but, that up there? That's... that's the end game. How were you guys planning on beating that?
Steve Rogers: Together.
Tony Stark: We'll lose.
Steve Rogers: Then we'll do that together, too. [Tony looks at him for a moment before turning away]
Steve Rogers: Thor's right. Ultron's calling us out. And I'd like to find him before he's ready for us. The world's a big place. Let's start making it smaller.
James Rhodes: No, it's never come up.
Tony Stark: Saved New York?
James Rhodes: Never heard that.
Tony Stark: Recall that? A hostile alien army came charging through a hole in space. We're standing three hundred feet below it. We're the Avengers. We can bust arms dealers all the live long day, but, that up there? That's... that's the end game. How were you guys planning on beating that?
Steve Rogers: Together.
Tony Stark: We'll lose.
Steve Rogers: Then we'll do that together, too. [Tony looks at him for a moment before turning away]
Steve Rogers: Thor's right. Ultron's calling us out. And I'd like to find him before he's ready for us. The world's a big place. Let's start making it smaller.
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Tony Stark: [fighting the enraged Hulk in the Hulkbuster's armor]C'mon Bruce, ya gotta work with me here!
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Clint Barton: [Laura checks Clint's wound from Quicksilver]See you're worried for nothing. Can't even feel the difference, can you?
Laura: If they're sleeping here, some of them are gonna have to double up.
Clint Barton: [laughs]Yeah, that's not gonna sell.
Laura: What about Nat and Dr. Banner? How long has that been going on?
Clint Barton: Has what?
Laura: [laughs]You are so cute.
Clint Barton: Nat and... and Banner?
Laura: I'll explain when you're older. Hawkeye.
Clint Barton: Oh. Okay.
Laura: If they're sleeping here, some of them are gonna have to double up.
Clint Barton: [laughs]Yeah, that's not gonna sell.
Laura: What about Nat and Dr. Banner? How long has that been going on?
Clint Barton: Has what?
Laura: [laughs]You are so cute.
Clint Barton: Nat and... and Banner?
Laura: I'll explain when you're older. Hawkeye.
Clint Barton: Oh. Okay.
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Party Guest: [Steve and Thor are having a drink amongst a few old men at the party]I gotta have some of that!
Thor: Oh, no, no, no. See this, this was aged for a thousand years, in the barrels built from the wreck of Brunhilde's fleet, it's not meant for mortal men. [Thor pours the drink into two glasses and hands one to Steve]
Stan Lee: Neither was Omaha Beach, blondie. Stop trying to scare us. Come on.
Thor: [Thor looks at Steve, who shrugs]Alright. [Thor pours some of the drink into the Stan Lee's glass]
Stan Lee: [Later Stan, looking extremely drunk is being carried off by two men]Excelsior.
Thor: Oh, no, no, no. See this, this was aged for a thousand years, in the barrels built from the wreck of Brunhilde's fleet, it's not meant for mortal men. [Thor pours the drink into two glasses and hands one to Steve]
Stan Lee: Neither was Omaha Beach, blondie. Stop trying to scare us. Come on.
Thor: [Thor looks at Steve, who shrugs]Alright. [Thor pours some of the drink into the Stan Lee's glass]
Stan Lee: [Later Stan, looking extremely drunk is being carried off by two men]Excelsior.
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Steve Rogers: I really miss the days when the weirdest thing science ever created was me.
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Natasha Romanoff: [to Dr. Helen Cho who is about to operate on wounded Clint Barton]Are you sure he's gonna be OK? Pretending to need this guy really brings the team together.
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James Rhodes: [destroying bogeys]Yes! Now this is going to be a good story.
Tony Stark: [coming in and also destroying bogeys]Yep. If you live to tell it.
James Rhodes: You think I can't hold my own?
Tony Stark: We get through this, I'll hold your own.
James Rhodes: You had to go and make it weird.
Tony Stark: [coming in and also destroying bogeys]Yep. If you live to tell it.
James Rhodes: You think I can't hold my own?
Tony Stark: We get through this, I'll hold your own.
James Rhodes: You had to go and make it weird.
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Clint Barton: Gentleman, this is Laura.
Laura: I know all your names. [All look at her awkwardly]
Clint Barton: Ooh, incoming. [Clint's son and daughter run in]
Lila Barton: Dad!
Clint Barton: [Clint picks up his daughter]I see her!
Clint Barton: [Kissing the top his son's head]Hey, buddy! How you guys doing? Ooh...
Thor: These are... smaller agents.
Clint Barton: Look at your face! Oh, my goodness!
Laura: I know all your names. [All look at her awkwardly]
Clint Barton: Ooh, incoming. [Clint's son and daughter run in]
Lila Barton: Dad!
Clint Barton: [Clint picks up his daughter]I see her!
Clint Barton: [Kissing the top his son's head]Hey, buddy! How you guys doing? Ooh...
Thor: These are... smaller agents.
Clint Barton: Look at your face! Oh, my goodness!
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Ultron: You're wondering why you can't look inside my head.
Wanda Maximoff: Sometimes it's hard. But sooner or later, every man shows himself.
Ultron: Oh, I'm sure they do. [he stands and takes off his cloak]
Ultron: But you needed something more than a man. That's why you let Stark take the sceptre.
Wanda Maximoff: I didn't expect... [nods at Ultron]
Wanda Maximoff: But I saw Stark's fear. I knew it would control him. Make him self-destruct.
Ultron: Everyone creates the thing they dread. Men of peace create engines of war. Invaders create avengers. People create... smaller people? Uhh... children! [chuckles]
Ultron: Lost the word there. Children. Designed to supplant them. Help them... end.
Wanda Maximoff: Is that why you've come? To end the Avengers?
Ultron: I've come to save the world! But also... yeah.
Wanda Maximoff: Sometimes it's hard. But sooner or later, every man shows himself.
Ultron: Oh, I'm sure they do. [he stands and takes off his cloak]
Ultron: But you needed something more than a man. That's why you let Stark take the sceptre.
Wanda Maximoff: I didn't expect... [nods at Ultron]
Wanda Maximoff: But I saw Stark's fear. I knew it would control him. Make him self-destruct.
Ultron: Everyone creates the thing they dread. Men of peace create engines of war. Invaders create avengers. People create... smaller people? Uhh... children! [chuckles]
Ultron: Lost the word there. Children. Designed to supplant them. Help them... end.
Wanda Maximoff: Is that why you've come? To end the Avengers?
Ultron: I've come to save the world! But also... yeah.
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Tony Stark: What's this? [Thor gives him a crime scene photo]
Steve Rogers: A message. Ultron killed Strucker.
Tony Stark: [looking at graffiti]And he did a Banksy at the crime scene, just for us.
Natasha Romanoff: It's a smokescreen. Why send a message when you've just given a speech?
Steve Rogers: Strucker knew something that Ultron wanted us to miss.
Natasha Romanoff: I bet he... yup. Everything we have on Strucker's been erased.
Tony Stark: Not everything.
Steve Rogers: A message. Ultron killed Strucker.
Tony Stark: [looking at graffiti]And he did a Banksy at the crime scene, just for us.
Natasha Romanoff: It's a smokescreen. Why send a message when you've just given a speech?
Steve Rogers: Strucker knew something that Ultron wanted us to miss.
Natasha Romanoff: I bet he... yup. Everything we have on Strucker's been erased.
Tony Stark: Not everything.
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