Babes in Toyland Quotes
[Barnaby disappears down well. Stannie and Ollie corner him]
Stannie Dum: You better come up dead or alive!
Ollie Dee: Now, how can he come up dead when he's alive?
Stannie Dum: Let's drop a rock on him. That'll make him dead when he's alive.
Ollie Dee: Now you're talkin' sense.
Stannie Dum: [into well] Look out!
Ollie Dee: *Don't* tell him to look out!
Stannie Dum: Well, it might'a hit 'im.
Ollie Dee: That's what we *want* it to do!
Stannie Dum: [into well] Did it hit ya?
Ollie Dee: Not a sound.
Stannie Dum: It musta got 'im.
Stannie Dum: You better come up dead or alive!
Ollie Dee: Now, how can he come up dead when he's alive?
Stannie Dum: Let's drop a rock on him. That'll make him dead when he's alive.
Ollie Dee: Now you're talkin' sense.
Stannie Dum: [into well] Look out!
Ollie Dee: *Don't* tell him to look out!
Stannie Dum: Well, it might'a hit 'im.
Ollie Dee: That's what we *want* it to do!
Stannie Dum: [into well] Did it hit ya?
Ollie Dee: Not a sound.
Stannie Dum: It musta got 'im.
Movie: Babes in Toyland
[Stannie nibbles on pig sausage evidence]
Stannie Dum: It doesn't taste like pig sausage to me, it tastes like pork.
Ollie Dee: [Taking bite] Why this isn't pig nor pork. It's beef. I smell a rat.
Stannie Dum: It doesn't taste like pig sausage to me, it tastes like pork.
Ollie Dee: [Taking bite] Why this isn't pig nor pork. It's beef. I smell a rat.
Movie: Babes in Toyland
Mrs. Piper: I never did like that Barnaby. Would you like to come by my shoe for dinner sometime?
Justice Grimm: Delighted.
Justice Grimm: Delighted.
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Old King Cole: I'm offering a 50,000 guineas reward for Barnaby's apprehension, dead or alive.
Stannie Dum: Can't you make up your mind how you want him?
Stannie Dum: Can't you make up your mind how you want him?
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Old King Cole: I'm offering a 50,000 guineas reward for Barnaby's apprehension, dead or alive.
Stannie Dum: Can't you make up your mind how you want him?
Stannie Dum: Can't you make up your mind how you want him?
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Ollie Dee: [Bo Peep is being forced to marry Barnaby] Stannie's so upset he isn't even going to the wedding. You're upset aren't you Stannie?
Stannie Dum: Upset? I'm housebroken!
Ollie Dee: Not housebroken!
Ollie Dee: [to Bo Peep] He means 'heartbroken'
Ollie Dee: [scoffs] Housebroken.
Stannie Dum: Upset? I'm housebroken!
Ollie Dee: Not housebroken!
Ollie Dee: [to Bo Peep] He means 'heartbroken'
Ollie Dee: [scoffs] Housebroken.
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[first lines]
Sylvester: Hello, everybody. My name is Sylvester, Sylvester J. Goose. My friends call me Syl, or sometimes silly.
[chuckles]
Sylvester: At this time, it is with unmitigated pleasure...
Mother Goose: [behind curtain] Sylvester, talk faster.
Sylvester: "Talk faster"? You're lucky to find a goose who can talk at all! As I was saying, it is my pleasure to present your hostess for this occasion, weighing one hundred and eighty nine pounds...
Mother Goose: Sylvester!
Sylvester: Hmph! I present the one and only Mother Goose.
[Mother Goose enters]
Mother Goose: Thank you, Sylvester.
[under her breath]
Mother Goose: Blabbermouth.
[out loud]
Mother Goose: I'm here to invite you to a celebration in our village. Tomorrow is the wedding of Tom and Mary.
Sylvester: Two of my closest friends.
Mother Goose: I know. So put on your best smile, set free your imagination, and come with us to Mother Goose Village. Sylvester?
Sylvester: Alright, boys, open the curtains!
Sylvester: Hello, everybody. My name is Sylvester, Sylvester J. Goose. My friends call me Syl, or sometimes silly.
[chuckles]
Sylvester: At this time, it is with unmitigated pleasure...
Mother Goose: [behind curtain] Sylvester, talk faster.
Sylvester: "Talk faster"? You're lucky to find a goose who can talk at all! As I was saying, it is my pleasure to present your hostess for this occasion, weighing one hundred and eighty nine pounds...
Mother Goose: Sylvester!
Sylvester: Hmph! I present the one and only Mother Goose.
[Mother Goose enters]
Mother Goose: Thank you, Sylvester.
[under her breath]
Mother Goose: Blabbermouth.
[out loud]
Mother Goose: I'm here to invite you to a celebration in our village. Tomorrow is the wedding of Tom and Mary.
Sylvester: Two of my closest friends.
Mother Goose: I know. So put on your best smile, set free your imagination, and come with us to Mother Goose Village. Sylvester?
Sylvester: Alright, boys, open the curtains!
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[Stannie nibbles on pig sausage evidence]
Stannie Dum: It doesn't taste like pig sausage to me, it tastes like pork.
Ollie Dee: [Taking bite] Why this isn't pig nor pork. It's beef. I smell a rat.
Stannie Dum: It doesn't taste like pig sausage to me, it tastes like pork.
Ollie Dee: [Taking bite] Why this isn't pig nor pork. It's beef. I smell a rat.
Movie: Babes in Toyland
Barnaby: [hits Gonzorgo and Roderigo's open hands with his cane] Not now! Tomorrow, when the swelling goes down.
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Barnaby: For an evil person, I'm really very well organized, don't you think?
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Barnaby: For lunch, I had roast goose!
Sylvester: That's the way we lost mother.
Sylvester: That's the way we lost mother.
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Barnaby: For lunch, I had roast goose!
Sylvester: That's the way we lost mother.
Sylvester: That's the way we lost mother.
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Barnaby: I don't mind a double-cross and I don't mind a triple-cross, but see that you execute no quadruple-cross. For this, to me, is insincerity.
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Barnaby: Item 1:
Gonzorgo: Item 1:
Barnaby: Kidnap Tom.
Gonzorgo: [to Roderigo who is writing down the plan] Kidnap Tom.
[Roderigo makes a motion across his throat with a pencil]
Gonzorgo: No, just kidnap him.
Barnaby: Item Two:
Gonzorgo: Item Two:
Barnaby: Throw him in the sea.
Gonzorgo: [to Roderigo] Throw him in the sea.
[Roderigo again makes a motion to about killing Tom]
Gonzorgo: No, no. Just throw him in the sea!
Barnaby: Item Three.
Gonzorgo: Item Three.
Barnaby: Mary's sheep. These sheep support her. Somehow, I must thwart her. She's much too independent with them, therefore, she must be without them. Steal the sheep.
Gonzorgo: [to Roderigo] Steal the sheep.
[Roderigo makes a repeated stabbing motion with his pencil]
Barnaby: [grabs Roderigo around the neck using his cane] No *steal* them!
Gonzorgo: Item 1:
Barnaby: Kidnap Tom.
Gonzorgo: [to Roderigo who is writing down the plan] Kidnap Tom.
[Roderigo makes a motion across his throat with a pencil]
Gonzorgo: No, just kidnap him.
Barnaby: Item Two:
Gonzorgo: Item Two:
Barnaby: Throw him in the sea.
Gonzorgo: [to Roderigo] Throw him in the sea.
[Roderigo again makes a motion to about killing Tom]
Gonzorgo: No, no. Just throw him in the sea!
Barnaby: Item Three.
Gonzorgo: Item Three.
Barnaby: Mary's sheep. These sheep support her. Somehow, I must thwart her. She's much too independent with them, therefore, she must be without them. Steal the sheep.
Gonzorgo: [to Roderigo] Steal the sheep.
[Roderigo makes a repeated stabbing motion with his pencil]
Barnaby: [grabs Roderigo around the neck using his cane] No *steal* them!
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Barnaby: Night is about to fall. Five, four, three, two, one.
[darkness suddenly drops over the sky]
[darkness suddenly drops over the sky]
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Barnaby: This is a very painful moment for me. My own nephew, a criminal! I'll be down to file formal charges in about three minutes.
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Floretta the Gypsy: [about Barnaby while beating and bending his hand] Now this is the palm of a cad. A sly reprobate and a mean one. Corrupt and malicious. Conniving and vicious! A scoundrel if ever I've seen one.
[honks Barnaby's nose]
Floretta the Gypsy: He seeks a young maid for his wife while plotting her sweetheart's abduction.
[beating Barnaby's hand]
Floretta the Gypsy: The crimes he's involved in will one day be solved and result in his utter destruction!
[honks Barnaby's nose]
Floretta the Gypsy: He seeks a young maid for his wife while plotting her sweetheart's abduction.
[beating Barnaby's hand]
Floretta the Gypsy: The crimes he's involved in will one day be solved and result in his utter destruction!
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Jack Nimble: Over my dead body!
Barnaby: If necessary yes.
Jack Nimble: Everything Lisa warned us about you is true!
Barnaby: Oh, I hope so.
Barnaby: If necessary yes.
Jack Nimble: Everything Lisa warned us about you is true!
Barnaby: Oh, I hope so.
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Lisa Piper: How could you wish evil on the most wonderful place that ever existed? You're insane.
Barnaby: Well, yes!
Barnaby: Well, yes!
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Lisa Piper: I was in this town filled with talking toys and Mother Goose people, and horrible monsters tried to eat me alive!
Mrs. Piper: Well, of course they did, honey. Oh, that reminds me, I must call the pest control people.
Mrs. Piper: Well, of course they did, honey. Oh, that reminds me, I must call the pest control people.
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Mother Goose: Now, let's see. There's something borrowed, something blue...
[Barnaby enters]
Barnaby: Good day, friends.
Sylvester: And here's something old and ugly too.
[Barnaby enters]
Barnaby: Good day, friends.
Sylvester: And here's something old and ugly too.
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Mrs. Piper: [reading from notes] Why don't you keep your business out of other people's noses? I think I wrote that down wrong, but you know what I mean.
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Ollie Dee: Goodbye Stannie.
Stannie Dum: Well aren't I going with you?
Ollie Dee: Why no. You've got to stay here with Barnaby. You're married to him.
Stannie Dum: I don't want to stay here with him.
Ollie Dee: Why not?
Stannie Dum: I don't love him.
Stannie Dum: Well aren't I going with you?
Ollie Dee: Why no. You've got to stay here with Barnaby. You're married to him.
Stannie Dum: I don't want to stay here with him.
Ollie Dee: Why not?
Stannie Dum: I don't love him.
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Ollie Dee: So far so good.
Stannie Dum: It wasn't so far. We just came across the street.
Stannie Dum: It wasn't so far. We just came across the street.
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Ollie Dee: So far so good.
Stannie Dum: It wasn't so far. We just came across the street.
Stannie Dum: It wasn't so far. We just came across the street.
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Ollie Dee: Stannie's so upset he isn't even going to the wedding. You're upset aren't you Stannie?
Stannie Dum: Upset? I'm housebroken!
Stannie Dum: Upset? I'm housebroken!
Movie: Babes in Toyland