Babes in Toyland Quotes

[Barnaby disappears down well. Stannie and Ollie corner him]

Stannie Dum: You better come up dead or alive!

Ollie Dee: Now, how can he come up dead when he's alive?

Stannie Dum: Let's drop a rock on him. That'll make him dead when he's alive.

Ollie Dee: Now you're talkin' sense.

Stannie Dum: [into well] Look out!

Ollie Dee: *Don't* tell him to look out!

Stannie Dum: Well, it might'a hit 'im.

Ollie Dee: That's what we *want* it to do!

Stannie Dum: [into well] Did it hit ya?

Ollie Dee: Not a sound.

Stannie Dum: It musta got 'im.

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[Stannie nibbles on pig sausage evidence]

Stannie Dum: It doesn't taste like pig sausage to me, it tastes like pork.

Ollie Dee: [Taking bite] Why this isn't pig nor pork. It's beef. I smell a rat.

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Mrs. Piper: I never did like that Barnaby. Would you like to come by my shoe for dinner sometime?

Justice Grimm: Delighted.

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Old King Cole: I'm offering a 50,000 guineas reward for Barnaby's apprehension, dead or alive.

Stannie Dum: Can't you make up your mind how you want him?

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Old King Cole: I'm offering a 50,000 guineas reward for Barnaby's apprehension, dead or alive.

Stannie Dum: Can't you make up your mind how you want him?

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Ollie Dee: [Bo Peep is being forced to marry Barnaby] Stannie's so upset he isn't even going to the wedding. You're upset aren't you Stannie?

Stannie Dum: Upset? I'm housebroken!

Ollie Dee: Not housebroken!

Ollie Dee: [to Bo Peep] He means 'heartbroken'

Ollie Dee: [scoffs] Housebroken.

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[first lines]

Sylvester: Hello, everybody. My name is Sylvester, Sylvester J. Goose. My friends call me Syl, or sometimes silly.
[chuckles]

Sylvester: At this time, it is with unmitigated pleasure...

Mother Goose: [behind curtain] Sylvester, talk faster.

Sylvester: "Talk faster"? You're lucky to find a goose who can talk at all! As I was saying, it is my pleasure to present your hostess for this occasion, weighing one hundred and eighty nine pounds...

Mother Goose: Sylvester!

Sylvester: Hmph! I present the one and only Mother Goose.
[Mother Goose enters]

Mother Goose: Thank you, Sylvester.
[under her breath]

Mother Goose: Blabbermouth.
[out loud]

Mother Goose: I'm here to invite you to a celebration in our village. Tomorrow is the wedding of Tom and Mary.

Sylvester: Two of my closest friends.

Mother Goose: I know. So put on your best smile, set free your imagination, and come with us to Mother Goose Village. Sylvester?

Sylvester: Alright, boys, open the curtains!

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[Stannie nibbles on pig sausage evidence]

Stannie Dum: It doesn't taste like pig sausage to me, it tastes like pork.

Ollie Dee: [Taking bite] Why this isn't pig nor pork. It's beef. I smell a rat.

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Barnaby: [hits Gonzorgo and Roderigo's open hands with his cane] Not now! Tomorrow, when the swelling goes down.

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Barnaby: Big bait catches big rat!

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Barnaby: For an evil person, I'm really very well organized, don't you think?

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Barnaby: For lunch, I had roast goose!

Sylvester: That's the way we lost mother.

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Barnaby: For lunch, I had roast goose!

Sylvester: That's the way we lost mother.

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Barnaby: I don't mind a double-cross and I don't mind a triple-cross, but see that you execute no quadruple-cross. For this, to me, is insincerity.

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Barnaby: Item 1:

Gonzorgo: Item 1:

Barnaby: Kidnap Tom.

Gonzorgo: [to Roderigo who is writing down the plan] Kidnap Tom.
[Roderigo makes a motion across his throat with a pencil]

Gonzorgo: No, just kidnap him.

Barnaby: Item Two:

Gonzorgo: Item Two:

Barnaby: Throw him in the sea.

Gonzorgo: [to Roderigo] Throw him in the sea.
[Roderigo again makes a motion to about killing Tom]

Gonzorgo: No, no. Just throw him in the sea!

Barnaby: Item Three.

Gonzorgo: Item Three.

Barnaby: Mary's sheep. These sheep support her. Somehow, I must thwart her. She's much too independent with them, therefore, she must be without them. Steal the sheep.

Gonzorgo: [to Roderigo] Steal the sheep.
[Roderigo makes a repeated stabbing motion with his pencil]

Barnaby: [grabs Roderigo around the neck using his cane] No *steal* them!

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Barnaby: Night is about to fall. Five, four, three, two, one.
[darkness suddenly drops over the sky]

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Barnaby: This is a very painful moment for me. My own nephew, a criminal! I'll be down to file formal charges in about three minutes.

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Floretta the Gypsy: [about Barnaby while beating and bending his hand] Now this is the palm of a cad. A sly reprobate and a mean one. Corrupt and malicious. Conniving and vicious! A scoundrel if ever I've seen one.
[honks Barnaby's nose]

Floretta the Gypsy: He seeks a young maid for his wife while plotting her sweetheart's abduction.
[beating Barnaby's hand]

Floretta the Gypsy: The crimes he's involved in will one day be solved and result in his utter destruction!

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Georgie Porgie: It's terrible. I'm going to a wedding.

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Jack Nimble: He's got trolls! Hundreds of trolls, who ate all the cookies!

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Jack Nimble: Over my dead body!

Barnaby: If necessary yes.

Jack Nimble: Everything Lisa warned us about you is true!

Barnaby: Oh, I hope so.

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Lisa Piper: How could you wish evil on the most wonderful place that ever existed? You're insane.

Barnaby: Well, yes!

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Lisa Piper: I was in this town filled with talking toys and Mother Goose people, and horrible monsters tried to eat me alive!

Mrs. Piper: Well, of course they did, honey. Oh, that reminds me, I must call the pest control people.

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Mary Contrary: I'd never marry just for wealth alone.

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Mother Goose: Now, let's see. There's something borrowed, something blue...
[Barnaby enters]

Barnaby: Good day, friends.

Sylvester: And here's something old and ugly too.

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Mrs. Piper: [reading from notes] Why don't you keep your business out of other people's noses? I think I wrote that down wrong, but you know what I mean.

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Ollie Dee: Goodbye Stannie.

Stannie Dum: Well aren't I going with you?

Ollie Dee: Why no. You've got to stay here with Barnaby. You're married to him.

Stannie Dum: I don't want to stay here with him.

Ollie Dee: Why not?

Stannie Dum: I don't love him.

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Ollie Dee: So far so good.

Stannie Dum: It wasn't so far. We just came across the street.

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Ollie Dee: So far so good.

Stannie Dum: It wasn't so far. We just came across the street.

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Ollie Dee: Stannie's so upset he isn't even going to the wedding. You're upset aren't you Stannie?

Stannie Dum: Upset? I'm housebroken!

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